The Fort Fiends' Missionary Adventures by Tom Foolery and Sha Nanagans

[AuburnJen92]

Ok, y'all have been waiting so patiently for it, so here it is...the pictorial accounting of the Missionary Adventures of Tom Foolery and Sha Nanagans. Both of them had accomplices and neither of them will reveal their sources or when or where these instances took place, only that there is pictorial evidence that they did. I have only been forwarded the evidence to post in their honor and glory and for all posteriors to see. Enjoy!

Pictures and descriptions are coming as fast as my email can come in....

 

[DaveInTN]

Waiting for Tom and Sha to continue...

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Did you get my ten bucks from Tom???

 

[BRDof3]

Tom still owes me $10. Just send it straight to my house.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Before you get started Jen, I just have to ask you... What's your position on this trip report???

 

[mnsprk]

Before you get started Jen, I just have to ask you... What's your position on this trip report???

She was probably just an innocent (yea right) reporter getting the facts.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Did you get my ten bucks from Tom???

Tom paid Donnie, who paid Bob for parts that didn't fit.

this is what I heard

 

[AuburnJen92]

Before you get started Jen, I just have to ask you... What's your position on this trip report???

She was probably just an innocent (yea right) reporter getting the facts.

I am innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.....

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Tom paid Donnie, who paid Bob for parts that didn't fit.

this is what I heard

So... does that mean that both Donnie AND Bob owe me ten bucks? Cool! That was an easy way to double my money!

 

[anolefan]

Can't wait!

Missing the Fort this past weekend is like being the last kid picked in a pickup football game

 

[AuburnJen92]

So... does that mean that both Donnie AND Bob owe me ten bucks? Cool! That was an easy way to double my money!

take it up with Donnie...he courts with Donnieflation anyway

 

[AuburnJen92]

Ok, the first set of pictures are in...

Tom and Sha went around and found bras and thongs ga-lore and were quite impressed that Fiends were abusing the hell out of trees. Tom was so impressed that he even added a bra (not green of course, darn) that he had in his glove box to a collection on a clothesline of a fiend in the GG loop.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Not to be outdone, Sha went and took some pictures of other green thongs and bras that were around...

She was duly unimpressed with this offering...

 

[DaveInTN]

Waiting for the money shot...

 

[AuburnJen92]

Tom and Sha were especially impressed at the new and improved look at of the new car bra....helps keeps the bugs off on those trips to FW!

 

[RvUsa]

 

[AuburnJen92]

Our lovely couple then decide that it would be nice to go and cut up at the golf cart parade. Now mind you, Tom takes pictures, however, it doesn't necessarily mean that the camera always gets the "good side" of someone. Tom is a master of finding the pose that no one would want on the internet. Sha apologies to anyone that has been caught in one of these "unsightly" poses...

The "grin" on this guy's face makes you really wonder....

Tom and Sha just couldn't stop laughing at this one....he called himself the mayor or something like that....Tom and Sha had to go change clothes afterward from the smell of the fumes from the cart!

Tom and Sha could never figure out what was happenin' on top of that cart....spooky!

Sha says that if the grim reaper comes to get her in flip flops, she will be too busy laughing to care.

 

[AuburnJen92]

The flip flop reaper was just too hysterical to be spooky...

Y'all come to your own conclusions on the man...I ain't going there.

This one really had nothing to do with the cart, just the teenage boy with no sense of balance trying to pick up run over candy on the street. When he was done, he looked like the candy too.

 

[Todd Packer]

 

[des1954]

Oh...and I have the 10 bucks Donnie was supposed to give to Bob to give to Lorna to give to Jen who was supposed to give it to Rob who would then mail it to DaveInTn. Got it?
And Rob....Dave needs a bra, some shaving gel, and a razor. Include those items when you mail him the 10 bucks, please.