The Fixer,The CookMaster,The Teacher,The President: 2007 sequel-*BACK 10-20-08 * Yep

[Grammyof2]

Where have you been?

I've been waiting in line outside Borders to buy the paperback version of unfinished TR's by Maelstrommers. I have worn out my beach chair, been arrested for loitering, sat through 3 heat waves, a hurricane, 10 snowstorms, and have seen Apple come out with 12teen versions of the I phone. I have lost and gained 138 pounds, became a vegetarian and went through 14 weeks of Jenny Craig with Kristi Alley.

Everyday the manager comes out and tells me the "clinic" is down the street.

One day I took off my shoes and collected $14.71. Who knew?

I’ll check back after I collect Easter eggs.