First off I just have to say
TOMMOROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! I WILL BE 30!!
Ok, that being said, I will continue. This is sadly hilarious. A lady at my church and her DH and their DD just left for a 2 week vacation, 7 of which they are staying at WDW at the Caribbean Beach Resort. Before they left I was talking to her about it and I not-so-casually mentioned that I had made ADR's for our trip in October. (ok, I acutally said "reservations") Anyway, she said, "Really? We don't have any. I told my husband that I wanted to try some new places though." So at this point I'm thinking, "oooh, not good". BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER!!
So later her DH walks up, and I start chatting him up about the trip. He asks for some suggestions on good restaurants to try. I tell him we love Crystal Palace and Boma. (I could go for a big bowl of carrot ginger soup right about now!) Anywho, he then asks, "So are we going to be able to eat anywhere with out reservations?" I try to be positive. I say, "Well, there are only 3 of you, and this time of year isn't that bad."
Then I say, "When you guys are watching fireworks, think of me! That's my favorite way to end the day!" To which he replies, "Oh, we won't be watching any fireworks. DD is scared to death of them."

Are you kidding me? Are you freakin' kidding me? RANT ALERT !Buy the girl some earplugs! She's 7! I know they are frightening to many children, but you have to teach them not to be afraid at some point. Don't indulge their fears! Give her some earplugs or headphones and explain that, yes, they are loud. But they are pretty and they won't hurt you! OK, rant over!
I then remembered that last year they went to WDW and the DD wouldn't ride IASW because it looked dark.
Also the lady has some ear thing and can't ride many of the rides.
So between loud noises, rides that move, and rides that are dark, what in the World are they going to do? What a waste of money!
OH! And then I mentioned EPCOT and the husband said, "We aren't going to EPCOT, they don't want to go there."
What? Huh? What planet are you people from?
Did I mention the DD is a terribly picky eater, generally only yellowish things.
So with all that said, I hope they have a WONDERFUL vacation!
