You know the dreaded annual call, to keep your internet (cable, phone, or whatever it may be) bill rates the same.

Every year the same song and dance of, "I'm switching if you cannot keep it the same because your competitor can!" Then the multiple holds to find a "deal" which isn't the best deal and I have to say not good enough. On hold ... again. A better offer then appears and it still stinks so I tell them I will call them back to cancel after I set up new service with the other provider. To which the magical supervisor gets involved and my rate doesn't change.
I hate these calls. I cannot be the nice version of me. I have to play hardball and waste 30 minutes to get the deal I should have had in 5 minutes. P-I-T-A.
I get why they don't keep the same rate, people won't or forget to call. I get why they make us jump through the hoops, many won't. But please put it in my file I fight every stinking year for the best rate so just surrender and don't waste your time and my time when there is no need.
*deep breath*
Ok, vent over. I know my fellow Dis'ers understand this hassle. I know you have to do the same. We can commiserate in knowing you have to fight for good rates as a loyal customer.