The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[Beanie]

LOL Karen, the main reason I have another browser open to the CB, so I can check other threads without leaving this one!! LOL...I am so bad..

The only movie I know where they say "Tallywhacker" is Porkys!

Elaine, did you really expect anything more??

 

[lvs_eeyore]

I think Im going to start DISing on IE that way I can open two windows at once. Right now I use the internal browser for AOL and thats a pain to have more than one window open in.

I remember that line from Porkys. It was the scene where all the guys were in hysterics as the gym teacher was explaining what happened. That whole scene makes me laugh every time and I have seen that movie SO many times. A personal fav of dh's.

 

[helenabear]

Actually coherent sentences from Kim is about all one can even dream of getting from her

 

[Beanie]

Originally posted by helenabear
Actually coherent sentences from Kim is about all one can even dream of getting from her

OMG, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing on that one!!! ROFL!

Karen, I only use IE!! It is the only way I can "double Dis" at the same time!

Porky's is my DH's favorite movie as well! He loves watching it!!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Well all I think Im going to hit the hay. Im sooooooooo tired. Night night everyone.

:::::Karen shakes her head knowing she will come back to 16161717616161616 pages in the morning:::::::

 

[Kama89]

Uh oh! RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!! *Kim sounds the alarm* Mustn't make Pam mad!!! I take it back!! You can have wench...wench is too good for little MsIlovebooboobutgeezihatethatbeardandboydohisearsstickout!

MAN! I don't stand a chance again Beanie, Betty and Elaine! Someone come rescue me from these evil women...they're piranhas I tell you!!

 

[helenabear]

Glad I am here to make you laugh there Beanie

Karen, you are too funny... remember threads get locked at 150 pages though Good night!

 

[Pam]

Betty,
Should I be hurt, insulted, or laughing like crazy? Wanna come over and watch it with me in my "mountain room" in the ya-ya cabin?

I forgot about that being mentioned in Porky's. I love that movie!! Kim Catrall was in that, wasn't she?

 

[Beanie]

Originally posted by lvs_eeyore
Well all I think Im going to hit the hay. Im sooooooooo tired. Night night everyone.

:::::Karen shakes her head knowing she will come back to 16161717616161616 pages in the morning:::::::

Not to fear, Karen! It would be locked before that number hit!! LOL!

Kamahula...I am shocked!! You know darn well I am a perfect little Beanie Angel...Halo is my name I tell ya!

 

[helenabear]

Oh Kim you know you are loved here... just wait until you see your treats in December

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Kama89

MAN! I don't stand a chance again Beanie, Betty and Elaine! Someone come rescue me from these evil women...they're piranhas I tell you!!

...but I can't resist this reprisal!

 

[bfeller]

Kim thinks I look gorgeous!!!!! Well, I can't get this stuff off fast enough. Damn spandex going up my butt and that t-shirt. Gag me with a spoon. The boots are too big. Man that girl has big feet. And the wig is something else. I am having flashback to the 80's big hair days. And don't even get me started about the smoke machine that I was having to haul all over the place. Thank goodness she has a sense of humor. Don't know how she does it.

Karen, you do realize that today we have mentioned three movies that our DHs love. Lets see there was:

1. Monty Python and Holy Grail
2. The Gods must be Crazy
3. Porkys


And they think we don't pay attention to them.

 

[Beanie]

ROFL Betty!! Spandex up the butt!! You are too much!!!

Love that picture, Jeannie!! too cute!!! Kama, I agree with Elaine, you are loved...loved so much I also have a special treat for you in December!! No it is not Kronky boy either!

 

[bfeller]

Oh Pam, my only question is do you have the movie on VHS or DVD. Pausing on DVD is much better quality. Now how would I know something like that?

You are a real character. So where are you sleeping tonight? Or should I say who are you sleeping with tonight? Now I should fill you in on some Ya Ya history. Jennifer slept with us all one night. It seems she likes to DIS in bed among other things. She also likes chocolate chip cookies. So she was dising in bed and fell asleep. Thus she slept with us. So can you handle us Ya Yas? You have done a fine job for your first 24 hours.

Oh Kim you know we love you. I was going to go to the party as a tourist and someone beat me to it. You left some of your clothes at the cottage and I just thought, well I didn't really think, I just did what any Ya Ya would have done in that situation. I took your clothes!!!! So sorry I stretched the spandex out. If you dry them on high I am sure they will shrink.

 

[Kama89]

Beanieangelhalo my butt!

Jeannie!!! Ok, that's it... I'm taking away your cheap Australian wine...give me that young lady!! Besides, after the night I've had I need it! Just for that Jeannie, you owe me a gorgeous picture of him! *Kim taps her foot impatiently waiting for Jeannie to pay up*

Gimme my t-shirt Betty! Big hair!? Hmph! *Kim wanders off muttering to herself...do not have big hair...don't have big feet either...wear size 5. Sheesh...mean ole' bags hanging around here tonight. Kim takes her t-shirt and wanders off to her fantasy bedroom to plan more ways to suck up to Pam in the morning*

 

[Pam]

Alas - it's VHS. Although I do have a DVD player.

Ummmmmmmm.. I'm heading off to bed with DH now. I do like to snack, read, and watch TV in bed.

The real question, though, is: "Can all of you ya-yas handle me?????!!!!!"
Pam

 

[helenabear]

'Night Pam!!!

Kim, you sure seem rather cranky tonight

 

[lilboo]

...well...ummm, looking...

could be awhile.

 

[Beanie]

Night Pam! I am headed to bed shortly myself!!

Kim, is it PMS tonight?

Jeannie, please, do not post another picture of that dork! Man, isn't it enough we have to look at him everytime Kamadorka posts??

Beanie tempts Jeannie with a nice Australian wine....Come on Jeannie, no dork pictures tonight!!

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by Beanie
Kim, is it PMS tonight?

hee hee hee

Well the new guy isn't too bad but I still miss Boo Boo