The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[bfeller]

Oh New Ya Ya's it is Dream's birthday. You must sing to her and then dance with her. We have all had to do that for a couple of days now. Please do whatever she says. She has had a hard week.

Oh yes Shannon did visit but didn't come back. WHY???????

 

[Dream]

Hi Shannon!

 

[browneyes]

Bfella, I was askeered. Y'all might think I'm Apolo or sumpin'. Or you might think my feet actually stink. Besides, I was busy hijacking threads on the cb.

Y'all do allow double postin' around here, doncha?

Hey Jodie.

 

[Dream]

Alas...my birthday is now over. But it has been a day of song and dance this is true!

 

[Kama89]

Hey Shannon!!! What's Shannon's dork name Mashelle... I mean....

Hey, I think Tank Dork has a double L issue that we need to deal with here:

You ARE Apollo!

 

[newmousecateer]

Hi Shannon! Woo Hoo! Shannon is here!

(Shannon, these people here are not normal. Just play along with them and they are harmless)

 

[bfeller]

Since when is Kim getting so serious with us. OK, OK, you can have your old stinking Apolo siggie back. Now will you just lighten up and have a good time?

By the way, Shannon and Pam, don't accept a dinner invitation to Kim's house.

Jodie, I know you got wet tonight but did you have fun?

 

[newmousecateer]

Kim burns things)

OMG, we haven't heard from Jay because he is suffering from smoke inalation (sp), ok ok, so I can't spell! What of it?!

 

[bfeller]

Oh Shannon, we Ya Ya's leave the double posting to the master.

Who would want to read what we have to say twice?

 

[browneyes]

Browneyes and Shannon have no L's, so I should be safe around Tank Girl.

Oh, I know Kim can't cook, Bfella. Thanks for the reminder though. She might've tried to pull a fast one on me!

Hey Marilyn. Thanks for the advice, I'll heed/need it.

Hey Kim.

 

[Pam]

Ahhhhhhh - but Pam grabs her Truth Lasso from her trusty WW belt and with a graceful flick of her wrist, coils the lasso around Jodi's arms, causing Jodi to reveal all the ya-ya secrets.

Pam adjusts her WW bra, puffs up her bouffant hairdo, tucks Harrison under her arm, licks a piece of the birthday cake off of her face, and climbs up on the bar counter with Harrison and browneyes (Shannon), where they proceed to out dance the best of the Coyote bar. After 5 hours of nonstopping disco dancing (with a little county line dancing and a tango thrown in for Harrison's benefit), we wind up with the grand finale - the hokey pokey.

Pam

 

[Dream]

Betty...had a great time. Amazing what you can learn driving a car pool. Smile, nod and keep those ears open and whooo boy.....
Did you know there are 6th graders who DATE?!?!?!

 

[Kama89]

KIM! I LOVE YOUR NEW SIGGY PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Shannon. They made me change it. They laughed at ummm.... Will's flashthingy.

Since when is Kim getting so serious with us. OK, OK, you can have your old stinking Apolo siggie back. Now will you just lighten up and have a good time?

Momentary lapse...won't happen again I promise. I can?! Really!? I can have him back now?!?! You guys won't throw things at him or anything will you?

By the way, Shannon and Pam, don't accept a dinner invitation to Kim's house.

Hey now! At least, the hamburger didn't catch on fire this time!!! Geez, the smoke alarm didn't even go off!!

 

[browneyes]

Pam, the hokey pokey is the only dance I can do. But don't be surprised when you look behind you at the bar counter and I've proceeded to take off with Harrison at an undisclosed location. He might need that whip back.

LOL! Bfeller, who wants to read what I write twice, I just kinda force it on everyone.

LOL! Bfeller, who wants to read what I write twice, I just kinda force it on everyone.

 

[bfeller]

Put your right hand in
Put your left hand in
Put your right foot in
Purt your left foot in

I am putting myself into bed. Just too late for bfeller. See you all tomorrow.

 

[Dream]

Um...ya ya's...are we READY for Pam????

****Dream runs behind Kim's avatar to re-group!***

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by Kama89
Thanks Shannon. They made me change it. They laughed at ummm.... Will's flashthingy.

LOL! I had to laugh when I saw it too. It kinda reminded me of a pic of Antonio you posted one time.

 

[Dream]

HA!!! Dream is OLDER than Betty and is still here!!! Neener neener...Betty is an old wimp and Dream is the energizer bunny!!! Neener neeener!!!

 

[Pam]

Shannon,
Actually - it's the only one I can do, too!! And I usually mess that one up as well. (And my MIL is a dance instructor and my DD is on the HS dance line! I'm pathetic! ) Keep your mitts off Harrison! I hijacked him from someone else on this thread!!

I hate to cook - so I'll eat someone's cooking, even if it is a little scorched.

 

[newmousecateer]

And after the hokey pokey Shannon and Harrison do the chicken dance. Pam plucks off Harrison's feathers one by one with the whip. Shannon is left standing looking at a plucked Harrison.



(You are welcome for the advice Shannon. You definately have to watch these people. Especially Jennifer and Betty, although Michele (with one L) is someone to watch too)

Jodi will never reveal the ya ya secrets. The whip is useless against her.