The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[newmousecateer]

Woo Hoo. Wonder Woman, shake sluggin (heavy on the whipping cream) Pam is here.

Oh oh, watch out for the whip and cattle prod!

 

[jldriscoll]

OMG!!!!!!!!!

Pam you are one of us!!!

Impressive enterance!!!!!

 

[bfeller]

Can't go to bed yet, Pam is here to share. Hey she carries Harrison's whip. bfeller is impressed.


WOO HOO let the fun begin!!!

 

[newmousecateer]

Yo Pam. Your entrance woke up Jennifer (those swinging doors make a lot of noise)

I'm impressed too. Did you wear your chaps?

 

[Pam]

Well.... what did you think this was - amateur night?
(That's Tuesday, honey!! )

And poor Harrison never knew what hit him - literally!!
Pam

 

[Kama89]

Holy moly, we're bein' invaded!!! *Kim runs back for her Will/flashythingy clipart!!*


Soooo...I'm thinking Pam's thread would be a good second home for the Ya Yas. I mean, I think we're probably going to max out on this one someday and get it yanked out from under us. I vote for invading Pam's house when the day comes!!

 

[bfeller]

One question Pam.

Just where have you been for the last 143 pages? You are definately one of us.

 

[newmousecateer]

Gosh I love to see a man jump at the sound of a cracking whip.

Where's Michele? OMG, did she get a hold of Pam's whip before she went to bed?

 

[iluvorlando]

Well...I did go downstairs, really. However, since we have a new ya ya I figured I needed to give her a dork name.

Pam, welcome to the ya ya's and the dorks....As queen of the dis dorks, I hearby crown you Iwannagetnastywonderwomandork.

Marilyn, you came close, very close to getting the correction!

Let's all say it together: M-I-C-H-E-L-E! One L please!

Good night!!

Oh, and let's all face it, Jay is apolo!! Haven't you wondered where he has been?

 

[bfeller]

Kim why are you worrying about when they are going to shut us down. We are the best thing that has happened to the DIS.

 

[newmousecateer]

Yea! Pam's house if we get kicked out of here! We'll just keep hijacking Pam's threads.

 

[iluvorlando]

Betty, TRUE!!

 

[Dream]

One two cha cha cha....three four cha cha cha!
***Dream does the cha cha across the screen tot he Tylenol bottle after taking 4 screaming 12 year old girls to cotillion...in the rain...with 200 other 12 year olds....one two cha cha cha....***

Wheweeee...Pam really knows how to enter a thread memorably!! Hi Pam!
Now Kim is not Apolo. Apolo has been around the CB since the summer. He tried to join forces with the grey side when Kim and Jay were considering defecting but we won him over to the side of lime green!

Ya'll have been a busy little bunch of ya ya's tonight! Guns and sizes and shapes and ....ya'll need cold showers...the whole bunch of you!!!

***Dream has hidden some birthday cake behind her back...let's check out the new kid! FLICK...WHOOOOOOOO.....SPLAT.....GOTCHA PAM!!!

 

[bfeller]

Poor Rochelle I mean Michele. Let's just call her Orlando. We all know how to spell that

 

[newmousecateer]

Oops. I humbly stand corrected. Michele with ONE "L". I beg for divine ya ya forgivness. (Head hanging down here) I made a ya ya na na. Sorry. (Head hanging even lower here)

 

[Pam]

I haven't went to bed yet - adjusting that Wonder Woman bra thingie takes a little bit of effort........ dang underwires.

And yes, I do wear chaps - as a necessity - too much backlash from the frentic cracking of the whip can do a girl some real harm. Been thinking about a cat'o nine tails whip - but Harrison (and DH) are wimping out on me.

Yeah, been a bad couple of weeks. Ever since the community heard about that exotic club dancing incident, well.......

(Ok that last part was totally made up!!)


Ok, Ok, so just about all of this has been made up.

So - can I come over and play again, huh, huh??!!
Pam

 

[browneyes]

I had a tiny post on page 3.

KIM! I LOVE YOUR NEW SIGGY PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kama89]

Kim why are you worrying about when they are going to shut us down. We are the best thing that has happened to the DIS.

I completely agree with you guys... however I do think there's a page limit....at least there used to be. I don't remember what it is though.

Oh, and let's all face it, Jay is apolo!! Haven't you wondered where he has been?

Jay?!?! Where are you m'dear??

 

[Dream]

Orlando....Orllando!

 

[newmousecateer]

Oh oh, Jodi got Pam. Jodi flicks her wrist and Harrison's whip gets Pam around the ankle. Jodi pulls Pam back into the ya ya sisterhood. Woo Hoo Jodi!