The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[dizneenut]

Hey Kim, I'm first!!

 

[Kama89]

Hey, knock it off Jeannie!! ...post more for ME!!!

 

[lilboo]

Whew..my search engine is overheated...g'night from me too!

 

[Kama89]

LOL! What the heck is that!?! Hee hee!!

 

[yensid1071]

Okay... time for me to stop drooling long enough to follow thru on some massages. Ahhh... cheerleaders... the same types that shunned me in high school.... That brings back memories. And Natalie. Mmmmmmm..... Lilboo, Thankyouthankyouthankyou. May I have another.

Kimmy, I'm always here to give you a massage. Day or night. Just say the word. yensid massages Kim's shoulders & back. Gotta loosen up that post-drivers test stress
yensid gives Sherry the much promised massage as well. I hope it helps you feel better.

 

[dizneenut]

Thanks Jay. Yup, I feel much better now!

Jeannie, hmmm...that is an interesting pic!

 

[dizneenut]

OK, it is past my bedtime. Good night!

Thanks for cheering me up tonight!

 

[yensid1071]

yensid looks at the clock on the wall and just shakes his head. He can't remember the last time he was up this late.

Hi everyone. Just want to be the first to tell you all good morning. I'm up at this hour *working* of all things. Remember that database issue where I can't programs? Turns out someone needed some data today, so they brought the thing down at lunch & just got it back up around 11:30pm. I've been here running programs since. Only 2 more to go.... Then I'll be sleeping all day tomorrow.

Sherry, I'm glad the virtual massage helped Let me know if you need another one. I'll be glad to help out.

LOL!! Lego Ewoks and Apolo! Too funny! Weird.... but funny!!

Okay, I'm almost done.... I'm off to bed in a bit. Night everyone!

 

[iluvorlando]

Good morning all!

Sherry, I'm sad that you were sad and glad that everyone was able to cheer you up. Hey, we have Thursday to look forward to!
Jennifer says we can talk --------! But we have to limit it to one page! I know what you are saying about the cb. I do look around, but I will only open threads from people I know do FLUFF only! It is just so much easier to stay here.

Well, Jennifer I am chanting for you! Jennifer will not get sick!Jennifer will not get sick!Jennifer will not get sick! Hope the Nyquil and massage helped you to feel better!

Well, DH and I were nicely awoken at 4 am by a helicopter. I still hear it. Now puppy doggy is barking at the door. Guess I better go let him out.

Talk to you all later!

 

[jldriscoll]

Good morning all!! You should see the grin I have!!! I'm not the only one that pretty much just hangs out on this thread!!! I thought I was! and feeling a little guilty about it too. But since Jay and Kim do too ( and Sherry I hope) I guess I can stay nice and warm over here in the last word cottage and not stress over the rest

That sounds werid as I re read it, but hey, if Jeannie can post that ummmmm interesting picture.. I can post babble.

Thanks for the chant Michele. I'm still on the edge of sick.

Kim...I really want to stay up and play with you....I think maybe I better go steal Paige's chair...SHe's got one of those adjustable leaning back numbers. Anyone else wonder why an 8 year old has a better chair than her mother?

Jay being productive at work!!!.....I don't think we've ever seen that here before

Well my computer partner (Emily) wants to play disney magic artist so I better scoot off.

Need to make I big pot of coffee too. Anyone want a cup when I come back?

 

[yensid1071]

Good morning all. Just stopping by to see how everyone's morning is going. DW left for work, the "kids" have been fed & I'm about to go back to bed.

Originally posted by jldriscoll
But since Jay and Kim do too (and Sherry I hope) I guess I can stay nice and warm over here in the last word cottage

Maybe it's my lack of sleep. Maybe it's my male brain. Maybe it's both. But I'm sitting here with an evil grin on my face after reading that!

Originally posted by jldriscoll
Jay being productive at work!!!.....I don't think we've ever seen that here before

Hard to believe, isn't it? And I only had to stay up till after 2:30 am to do it! I could have kept all of our west coasters company all night!

Sticky Fingers Jennifer.... Kinda has a wild west villian feel to it, doesn't it? Hmmmm.... First we have dork names, now wild west names. How about wild west dork names?

Ok, I'm going back to bed. I'm rambling and babbling and going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and..... well, you get the point. Back rubs will begin after I wake back up. Talk w/ ya'll in a bit.

 

[Dream]

Sheesh! Ya'll are one weirrrrd bunch....but strangely that makes me feel all wormly! I need to catch up on what Imissed but I will say "sleep tight Jay...don't let the chiggers bite"! and I will also say "feel better Jennifer!"
And I will also say that this has not been anywhere close to being my favorite day. I will shake all day until my babies are back home. There are no words for how awful this is. To kiss your daughter goodbye and really fight the thoughts that that might be the last time.......LALALALALALALA....not going there!!! I am staying particularly busy today. Busy means no time to think!!!
Gotta go...time to take ds to the bus stop. Ohhh...WHY is it FOGGY?!?! It's like a bad movie!!! Ya'll have a great day and I will check in later.

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by Dream
Sheesh! Ya'll are one weirrrrd bunch....but strangely that makes me feel all wormly!

I couldn't have said it better myself Jodie

I hope you are doing okay today... I can't even begin to imagine how scary this is for you. You are very much in my thoughts and prayers

Jennifer... DO NOT GET SICK!!! did that work?

 

[jldriscoll]

I'm watching CNN now. Jodie, my prayers are still with you. How furstrating that there have been so many mistakes made by the media and police.

Thanks Elaine!! I feel better!!! Eating lots of Vit.C foods and not over doing it. Someone has to take care of my pathetic family!!!

I think I'm going to post a question about what kinds of vitamins people reccomend for kids. I really need to boost my kids immune systems.

Shhhhh post quietly everyone......Jay is sleeping!

** jennifer tip toes over to Jays computer and pulls the covers over him and gentle tucks him in....***Sleep well ya wild west dork!

 

[jldriscoll]

I'm watching CNN and some MORON media person asked the Chief WHY he was being polite in communication with the sniper!!! DUHHHHHHH....yeah, lets bait the sniper...make him mad by pointing out what a monster he is....THAT will help!!!!

Good thing this meda guy isn't a negotiator!!!!!!

 

[Dream]

Jennifer...I second that DUH!!!! I think these press conferences have got to stop!!! Issue a statement and walk away...no questions!!! Their questions are merely giving this guy targets!! Those targets are my kids!!! If I hear once more how "impenatrable" our schools are I will pull my hair out!!! They are just daring him! I firmly believe his next target will be a child...where and when are the only questions. This is so very unsettling. DH said to DD this morning that our town is very safe and the sniper won't come here. Her 12 year old response? Daddy, I bet every one of those people he has shot thought the same thing. Yikes!

 

[yensid1071]

yensid rolls over and wakes up, finging that he has been tucked in. Thanks, Jennifer. I guess it's now time to get up, especially since it's after noon here. yensid streches, gets dressed and wanders to the middle of the screen (sorry, no peep shows today).

Well, I actually got some work done. Amazing... I used to be able to do that *every* day. Now it's a miracle in itself when it happens.

Jodie, your family is always in my thoughts and prayers while this idiot (that's too kind of a word for him) is still out there. Stay safe & just know we're all here for you.

 

[jldriscoll]

JAY!!!! You broke the boards!!!!

I read your post then BAM!!!! You naughty boy!!

Maybe that should be part of your wild west name? Board Breaker? Well......maybe not.....

So here is what I was going to post (saved it in an email...good thing!).....


Stay safe Jodie. Your dd is obviously a wise thoughtful girl!!!

I am so frustrated here in Michigan...I can't imagine being in your shoes.....


Here's something to give you a chuckle!!! I now have a booger story!!!


Ok, background on the phrase..."Emma's quote of the day" I send these emails to family about once a week of Emilyisms.

Emma's quote of the day...."Ok mama, I'm coming, I just have to throw this tissue away because it has my boogers in it. I had a lot of boogers so I had to pick them out and put them in a tissue....."

How thoughtful of her!!! Uh excuse me while I go help her wash her hands!

 

[lilboo]

...and no matter how busy, it's always worth stickin' your head in this thread.

Originally posted by jldriscoll

Emma's quote of the day...."Ok mama, I'm coming, I just have to throw this tissue away because it has my boogers in it. I had a lot of boogers so I had to pick them out and put them in a tissue....."

How thoughtful of her!!! Uh excuse me while I go help her wash her hands!

I have no comment...I think that that story stands on its own.

Jodie, I hope everyone is now safe at home for the day.

 

[Dream]

OOMMGG!!
For the first time in many days the tears going down my cheeks are from LAUGHING!!!!
JENNIFER!!! I GOT YOUR AWESOME PACKAGE TODAY!!!! You are soooooo awesome!!! You guys probably already know what's in it but I'm gonna tell you anyway! FIRST...a roll of GREEN duct tape that Jennifer wrote my name on (Dream) in multi-color 3-d glitter!!! A true work of duct tape patrol art!! It now holds a place of honor right here beside my laptop! Eat your heart out Zurgy! AND...a lime green flashy thingy!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! I will keep that here always at the ready! AND...a coffee mug that Jennifer has personalized!! It says, "Dream...Official member of the Duct Tape Patrol...Smoothie maker extraordinaire" On one side is a picture of a roll of duct tape...lime green of course, and a lime green blender!!! On the other side is a picture of Zurg with the red circle and slash on top!!! Eat your heart out again Zurg!!! There are two cards...one is a herd of pigs! AND...are you ready for this?...A smoothie cookbook!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! All were wrapped in lime green paper and ribbon! The smoothie recipe book also has a bookmark in it covered with "how to" chat icons! Jennifer, what an incredably thoughtful and creative gift. I am overwhelmed...touched beyond words. Thank you so very much!!

These recipes were written for the dorky ya ya's!! Listen to these titles! The Energizer ...raspberry refueler...rejuvenator...flu buster...fountain of youth (Dream will SELL this recipe for a reasonable fee)...stomach soother...cold flash (for that flash tht is the opposite of cold) ...pms potion (oh yeah!!)....and Jay, just for you, libido lifter!!...virility vibe...the incredable hulk...and one I am going to try out tonight...stress buster!!! There is also a cholesterol cleanser and a hangover helper to round out the batch!! BWAHAHAHAHA....are those perfect for this bunch or what?

Jennifer you can't imagine what a boost this has been for me!! Thank you again my friend. I am feeling very very wormly.

Gotta go get dinner ready...be back to play later!

PS...Kids had a great day today!!!