The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[lvs_eeyore]

Thank you sooooooo much Elaine for the cheat sheet. I acutally have it in notepad on my task bar now. I turned 40 and my brain went to mush. Actually I think it happened when I had kids. Its called Kidzheimerz.

 

[bfeller]

How about this bribe? Pina Coladoas, Wild sex with hula hunks (am I allowed to say that), more Pina Coladas, did I mention Pina Coladas and maybe a peak under the Padawan's robe (Jay is a good sport!!!!) Just to see the light saber in the dark, get your minds out of the gutter you all. Now will you go on TOT?

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Allison seems to feeling much better. She is just sore. Thank you for asking. You would have know the history of Allison to realize that falling on the ice is not going to keep her down.

Karen, here is a list

bfeller- Betty
lilboo - Jeannie
Coqui - Luis
dizneenut - Sherry
Dream - Jodie
helenabear - Elaine
iluvorlando - Michele (don't spell it with two L's)
jldriscoll - Jennifer
Kama 89 - Kim
LucyStorm - Bonnie
newmousecateer - Marilyn
Yensid - Jay

Hope I didn't forget anyone.

Now who wants to add the dork titles to the list?

 

[jldriscoll]

Sorry guys...didn't mean to leave you hanging...I hope the smiley told you it wasn't and HUGE deal. I was going to post my sorrow and then RL creapt in and the girls expected attention....sheesh.

Just got the RMA # to sent my old friend here into KDS. They think it's a hard drive problem....sigh....

I'll be able to use the kids computers while mine is in "the hospital"...but no more dising form the couch or bed for awhile....Don't you all feel bad for me?

Hope I didn't worry anyone!

Kim, It's not too late!! The "thing" is still drying so I'm not sending the pkg until tomorrow!!! PM me I'm dying to know what it is!!!

Ok, back to catch up with the rest of you!

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by lvs_eeyore
*****Hands Elaine an excuse from her Handy Dandy Notebook of Excuses for all Occassions*****

Thanks Karen, I'll hang on to that one

Sorry to hear about your computer woes Jennifer. I hope your computer "gets well" soon

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by bfeller
Pina Coladoas, Wild sex with hula hunks (am I allowed to say that), more Pina Coladas, did I mention Pina Coladas and maybe a peak under the Padawan's robe (Jay is a good sport!!!!)

ooh betty. betty, betty, betty-do your KIDS know about this WILD SIDE-why...I blush!

PD for Jen's HD!

Wait-coqui-is that THE Luis-Elaine's Luis-I didn't know you were a Dis couple? Neat!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

~*~*~*~ sending get well pixie dust to Jennifers computer*~*~*~

Ever laugh at something totally disgusting or really not funny?? I just got in the worst laughing jag trying to repremand my son for something he did at aftercare. It was totally gross but for some reason I cannot stop giggling. I had to leave the room because the tears were just rolling down my face I was trying so hard to stifle the laughter.

 

[lilboo]

Grossness...please post!

 

[bfeller]

Come on don't leave us in the dark. What did he do?

 

[helenabear]

No... no grossness please... my dinner is resting nicely in my tummy and I'd like it to stay that way But yes I've laughed at gross things that I shouldn't have.

And yes, coqui is my dearest darling husband. I dared him to sign on the boards and so he did. I guess he posted here a few times because he was missing me while I was in Chicago... wonder what he'll do while I am gone for 8 days

 

[newmousecateer]

Great, I missed dinner! Thanks a whole bunch for not waiting everyone!

No, no, Jay HAS to wear a tiara. No getting out of it.

Jennifer, please give us the address where we can send a get well card to your computer.

Thanks for the welcome bfeller and everyone else.

Elaine
Thanks for the cheat sheet. Just PM'd Jennifer for the same thing.


Yes, Apolonia is DGD. A hoot and a half! Talked to DS tonite. DIL wasn't home yet so he and Apolonia went grocery shopping. Was putting away groceries while talking and "A" wanted to go on the computer, which she did. When DS and I were done talking he asked "A" if she wanted to talk to me...silence for a few seconds...then I hear "whatever". DS and I cracked up! Let her stay on the computer.

 

[lvs_eeyore]

My eldest...yes the one that was picked for those two things today......got mad because a kid had a bunch of those Skip It things and he wanted to play with one. He asked the kid who said no. He talked to the kid nicely and the kid said no. He got upset with the kid and the kid still said no. So what does my sweet wonderful son do??? Does he go tell a counselor??? Noooooooo Does he walk away and find something else to do???? Nooooooo He STUFFS his finger up his NOSE and ummmm Boogered the kid. Thankfully he didnt hit him or kick him or anything but it was GROSS.

What caused me to laugh so much is my son starts crying and dh is yelling ASK HIM WHAT HE DID ASK HIM WHAT he did. I totally expected him to say I hit someone, I got into a fight, I kicked someone....though my son has NEVER done anything even like that but when Ds wouldnt tell me I finally asked dh who yells HE BOOGERED A KID!!!! I couldnt help it it struck me funny.

 

[helenabear]

I don't think I officially said hi & welcome to you Marilyn but I am glad you are here and to share your cute DGD stories! I loved hearing them so when you had her those few days that your DS & DDIL were on their honeymoon

Okay Karen, that wasn't really that gross... I mean it is if you'd really think about it, but it's funny too!!! Not that he should have done it, but at least he didn't punch the other kid!

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by lvs_eeyore
dh who yells HE BOOGERED A KID!!!!

ROTFL!!!!!!

 

[newmousecateer]

Thanks Elaine! Glad to be here.

I have nothing but high esteme (sp?) for a kid who "boogers" another kid!

 

[Dream]

Phew!! Sounds like I will have lots of company on that bench outside of TOT. And ,of course, I am not a chicken...I just said that tooooo...make you all feel better, yeah that's it. I have back trouble too...**creak, crack, ouch!***...See? So couldn't possibly do the TOT...ya'll have fun though ok?

Now I have a bone to pick with you germ laden people!! I sprayed my laptop with Lysol twice a day thinking it would ward off your germs...NOT!! But they didn't get me, they got poor ds! He woke up this morning with a sore throat and a headache and didn't want to go to school. Today was picture day and his first day of an enrichment class after school...martial arts with his best bud. So when he bagged out of this I KNEW he was sick! He missed a pack meeting tonight and he was going to get a trophy and everything I scooted him right to the doc and got some antibiotics so hopefully he will be ok by the weekend. This is the only part of Fall that I hate!

UM...KIMMIE! Just remember I have ammo on you too my dear so be veeeery careful what you say about me in pm's! And Jennifer! It has to DRY???? OMG!! **Dream makes a note to self to drag sick ds out tomorrow to get a longer reach and grab thingy!***

KAREN!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! he BOOGERED a kid??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG that's the most I have laughed all week!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ohhh....Dream reaches for a tissue to wipe the tears away.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jennifer...sorry about your poor laptop! My laptop sends best regards to your laptop.

Um....guys? Somebody cut Betty off from those slushies! She's gonna get us shut down!!!

 

[pajamommy]

Hi guys!! How is everyone here tonight? I honestly can't keep up with all of you! I haven't been on the DIS that much lately, or anything for that matter! So what fun stuff have I missed?

I won't be on this weekend either, I'm going to NYC on Sat. for the night, with DH and some other family, kind of a birthday/anniversary celebration ( my bday tomorrow, I'm 25 , and our 9th anniversary was yesterday.)

Gosh, I feel so out the loop here, but you are all so funny, I keep stopping by, hope that's okay! Have a great weekend if I don't talk to you again before then!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/ANNIVERSARY JEN!!!! Hope your trip to NYC is WONDERFUL!!!

I am SO glad you all dont think me horrible for giggling. Just the whole way the conversation went down caught me totally off guard.

 

[jldriscoll]

So glad to see you Jen!!! I've missed my mirror reflection!!! How's your PAige? Happy Birthday and Anniversary!!!!!

OMG KIM!!!!!! pick up you pm!!!....I'm still giggling...the next time you give a message that title...you better mean it

 

[bfeller]

Just a little question here. Where did DS learn how to booger another kid? Have to say he has a very inventive mind! I like him. Let's take him on our next trip?

Happy Anniversary/Happy Birthday Jen. You are 25 years young. Hope us old ladies don't ruin your youthful/innocent reputation. You can stop by anytime to check on us. Just join in the conversation. We will try to make you feel as though you never left. Actually, most of have been at WDW for some R & R. We had dinner at OHanas. It was very nice but a few of the rowdy ones kept tripping the kids during the coconut race. Would you like to meet us for drinks? Hey, where are meeting tonight for drinks?

Ok, if we can't go on TOT, then is the train tame enough for all you with aches and pains? Then maybe we could really risk our lives and ride Dumbo? Someone out there has to be a thrill ride person. Please step forward!!!!!

 

[helenabear]

Hey there Jen, good to see you again Happy Anniversary & Happy Birthday too Stop in often and it is okay if you sit and watch us while laughing... I do it too