The DIS for "Old Fogies" Club!

[Imzadi]

Anyone 30 and over is an automatic member!

Anyone who feels 30 or older is invited to join us. Anyone who just wants to hang out with an Old Fogie, Old Geezer, now & then is welcome.

If you know what these references are to below, and that they are NOT Disney references,
well, you've been a

Charter Member for quite a while now.

• Magical Mystery Tour
• Marmalade skies
• Magic Carpet Ride

Anyone eligible for an AARP membership (at 50 years & up) is automatically
a

Senior Veteran member.


ALL newbies welcome! We were in the middle of planning a trip to Disney, bringing soft foods, adult diapers, planning naps, Early Bird Special meal stops, etc. Let the festivities continue - without snarking.

 

[Mouse House Mama]

I think I will pour myself a geritoltini and join you! Are we still going to Disney and stopping at Denny's on the way? Did we find Pakey's teeth?

 

[Magic Mom]

 

[gawrsh2008]

Forget the geritoltini. I'm having wine.

And I know what ALL of those references are to! WTH is Pakey? Still looking for her hearing aid?

 

[Imzadi]

I think I will pour myself a geritoltini and join you! Are we still going to Disney and stopping at Denny's on the way? Did we find Pakey's teeth?

I think Pakey found her teeth in the freezer. But, someone microwaved her hearing aid.

Yes, Denny's is on the way. We have to plan all the Early Bird Special stops along the way. Can we use Travelocity for that?

 

[buckler]

Anyone with an AARP membership is automatically a

Senior Veteran member.

I'm not quite there yet but my DH could qualify for AARP. He wasn't thrilled when he started to get the mailings.

 

[gawrsh2008]

I think Pakey found her teeth in the freezer. But, someone microwaved her hearing aid.

Yes, Denny's is on the way. We have to plan all the Early Bird Special stops along the way. Can we use Travelocity for that?

Yeah, that would be me. My bad.

 

[Imzadi]

Forget the geritoltini. I'm having wine.

Will wine go with Grumpy Pirate's rum? Some people already will be getting car sick from the Ex-Lax chocolate shakes.

 

[tinker&belle]

I found you all! And I drove myself. I can still drive, you know. (I'm four months before my expiration date, you know.)

 

[Imzadi]

I found you all! And I drove myself. I can still drive, you know. (I'm four months before my expiration date, you know.)

Umm, which expiration date?!?

 

[Pakey]

I was slow getting here until I heard geritolini's were being mixed. Don't need teeth for those.

 

[Pakey]

Will wine go with Grumpy Pirate's rum? Some people already will be getting car sick from the Ex-Lax chocolate shakes.

Some day, if I remember it, I'll have to tell of my once great idea about a crash course diet plan with the ex-lax chocolate shakes.

Yes, I was much smarter when I was a young whippersnapper.

 

[Mouse House Mama]

I was slow getting here until I heard geritolini's were being mixed. Don't need teeth for those.

Aaahhhh....they slide right down! Of course they do go through ya kind if quick so you have to make sure you are wearing super absorbent diapers.

 

[Imzadi]

Did anyone pack their Gold Bond powder?

 

[Pakey]

Did anyone pack their Gold Bond powder?

Is that what I use on my bunions? I can't keep my powders straight.

 

[Pakey]

Aaahhhh....they slide right down! Of course they do go through ya kind if quick so you have to make sure you are wearing super absorbent diapers.

It would be nice to have some part of me that could still move quickly.

 

[Imzadi]

Cracker Barrel is having Salisbury steak as their dinner special. Yay! I love those pre-mulched patties.

 

[kimblebee]

Who left and didn't turn out the lights??

Kids these days thinking that electricity grows on trees. When I was a kid we had to work for the electricity we used and we appreciated it. No remote control. No siree. We had to get up and actually change the channel with our finger! Good thing there were only 30 or so channels otherwise our fingers would get very sore with all that channel surfing. Don't even get me started about the crap they are showing on TV these days.

Speaking of which, who is this Nooky person and why should I care about her?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Did anyone pack their Gold Bond powder?

No....you need Absorbine Jr.!!

 

[Imzadi]

Who left and didn't turn out the lights??

Kids these days thinking that electricity grows on trees. When I was a kid we had to work for the electricity we used and we appreciated it. No remote control. No siree. We had to get up and actually change the channel with our finger! Good thing there were only 30 or so channels otherwise our fingers would get very sore with all that channel surfing. Don't even get me started about the crap they are showing on TV these days.

Speaking of which, who is this Nooky person and why should I care about her?

I actually was the channel changer in our family. My family would make ME get up to change the channel.

Remember when "recycling" actually was a new concept? They didn't have to call it "Being Green" back then, to try to pass it off as a new (but really old) idea.

We were forced to buy cloth grocery bags back then. I wonder if all of those ended up in landfills?