Maybe he could put spinners on it to match Fed's boat!
I've contacted the Forrestry Department. Even they don't have anything strong enough to clear cut this manly mane.
Maybe not, but this thing has been known to do a pretty good number on rabbit that aren't fast enough to get out of the way. I've heard.


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(That's a swather, used to cut hay down and lay it into nice, neat rows. They have rapidly oscillating teeth on the bottom, and two rollers in the middle in the back that flatten the hay - or anything else - that goes through them.)


My brother was telling me that there is a corporate farm about 20 miles from where I grew up that will be hosting Farm Progress Days next year. I may have to take a wander up there myself.
Have a great trip!
8:05 pm, exactly four weeks from now, Tammy will be whipping your a$$ with a frying pan.