The Ballad Of Riddlecon

[WillyJ]

The Ballad Of Riddlecon*

*Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Mrgaritaville



Sippin' on NyQuil
Waiting for the rain fall
All of those other tourists so confused
Bernie in a g-string
Towncrier in lime-green water wings
Hanging with the Riddlers with nothing to lose.. .

Wasted away again at the Days Inn pool
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that Bernie's to blame
And I know, it really was all his fault

Can't remember the reason
But it's good meeting Dan when I see him
Although he spent his time with those girls from Kalamazoo
And Rinatra's a beauty
And Dixie Dreamer's a cutie
How I remember that, I haven't a clue


Wasted away again at the Days Inn pool
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that Bernie's to blame
And I know, it really was all his fault


I blew out my brain cells
Survived the storms from hell
Hanging with Marla helped me hang on
Saturday night they said we were fools
Kicked us out of the pool
Went back to her room and got drunk with Elaine and John. . .

Wasted away again at the Days Inn pool
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that Bernie's to blame
And I know, it really was all his fault. .



Yes and some people claim that it was Bernie to blame
But now that I think
It was all Murphy's fault. . ..

 

[Zurg]

LOL sounds like I missed a good time.

 

[DISshopkeeper]

LOL, Willy!!

 

[dizneenut]

LOL!

 

[WillyJ]

Well, you did miss a good time Bennet. . . but as my soon-to-be-publihed Trip Report will mention, the great time I had the Meet you and Kim so generously hosted was such a good time it convinced Maggie to agree doing RiddleCon.

Not only did your and Kim's frendship and hospitality make for a very cool day; the warm and fun day we had at your house convinced us we just couldn't miss RiddleCon. . . wish you, Kim, and your wonderful kids had been able to make it!!


Dorothy, it was so nice getting the chance to hang with you again. . sorry I made you hyperventalate with my "Dan" immitation.. .

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

Yep, does sound like a blast. A little over a week left Willy till I get to meet Maggie and you!! CANT WAIT!!!!

 

[WillyJ]

Awwwww. . well meeting Maggie is just like meeting her on the boards- she is a very genuine and humble person. . .


Meeting me isn't any big deal . . . you and others shouldn't expect anything and then you won't be dissapointed.,.


Back to. . . well, back to whatevr this thread was about

 

[helenabear]

LOL Willy

Oh and you are right about meeting Maggie... but wrong about what it is like to meet you...

but I won't tell you in what way or who off you were with that

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

Willy, are you trying to nicely tell me to stay on topic here? LOL

Oh and I just want to meet Maggie - you can stay at the hotel! (kidddddding!!)

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

At least you get to meet them, Christine...they're hightailing it out of Orlando as my plane hits the tarmac!

Riddlecon sounded like a blast! Glad everyone had such a good time! which I can't wait to hear the sordid details about.

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Nice song Willy.

I didn't hear you singing at the party though.

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Carol - he was singing before you climbed through my window

Good ballard there Willy

 

[Dan Murphy]

My fault???????

 

[buggin']

OmG...that is 2 funny!!! I can just hear Willy singin' that song!!!

Buggin'
Amber

 

[oldkicker]

ROTFLOL!! Great one, Willy!!!!

This is one thing I don't mind taking the blame for!!!!

Great to see you and Maggie there - let's me sure to do it again next year!

 

[DixieDreamer]

Now that sums it all up! LOL!

 

[zurgswife]

AHHHH sounds like a great time.....

 

[JAP]

Willy I was singing it in my head! I really wish I could have gotten to meet some of you.

Maybe this winter...sigh.