that I have no idea how to use and struggle with.
This appears to not be the case, as is evidenced by the chapter you posted... photos and all.
It's as slow as me on a treadmill.
Oh, come now...
nothing is
that slow.
Let's back waaaaaay up.... it feels like a lifetime ago already.
To a Mayfly, it is several lifetimes...
I chose to skate into vacation with a good night's sleep.
You consider getting up at 2:30am "a good night's sleep"????
Her husband made the gracious offer to drive us to BNA at that unholy hour.
Very nice of him.
I would've just rolled over and mumbled something like "Don't slam the door on the way out."
Maybe that's why I'm not married anymore....
I got a chuckle out of their daughter’s pajamas, which happened to be the exact same pink Minnie Mouse jammies I was bringing on the trip.
As per usual, I got absolutely zero sleep, so had already been cooked by being up 18 hours when we left.
Nothing like a good night's sleep!
I breezed through security until I hit the agent. No, no, I didn't HIT the agent
"As I finish this chapter from my jail cell..."
"Well not today you don't." UGH, I hadn't checked my boarding pass so had to go allllllll the way back to the ticket counter and have that added.
Not one but BOTH my bags were selected for further pillaging.
Both?!?!?
As I said... "As I finish this chapter from my jail cell..."
It was then that Lori rubbed this grossness in my face that she was at the gate with her coffee already. Seriously?!
her sister who somehow forgot (?!) to take a large hunting knife out of her bag
Just...
how???
Anyway, they found my little baggie of white powder and had to swab it. No, geez. Not that kind of white powder. Sheesh. I had packed some laundry detergent in a baggie "just in case" because Disney charges what I could get a nice glass of merlot for here in sleepy old Bowling Green, KY for laundry powder. I know because I've been stupid enough to do laundry at Disney before.
I've wondered about that... I've taken little baggies of drink powder when the kids were little. Never had an issue. Which kinda surprised me.
Luckily, they didn't see or find my little, tiny scissors for cutting up my moleskin.
So... what
did they find? In my experience, if they flag your bag, they hunt until they find what they're looking for.
I used them multiple times during the trip. #foreshadowingthere
Uh, oh.....
Beautiful!
We arrived a few minutes early and were gliding off to Disney on the Fake-o-Rail in no time.
Best first ride of the trip!
(also the worst
last ride... but let's not jump ahead of ourselves.)
It's always a teensy bit risky as they will take off without you if you are not back in the car within 5 minutes,
Really! Huh. I'd think if they took off because you took 6 or 7 minutes that they'd risk getting a bad review.
And with that, from landing to park, was literally about 1 hour.
Fast!
I apologize for the long-winded text with a sad lack of photos, but let's face it, you've seen quiche and coffee.
We want quiche! We want quiche! We wa... okay, I'll stop.
I was remiss in not getting my airport carpet photo; hopefully, you can overlook my trip reporting fail
I'm really not sure if I will continue reading. This is almost unforgiveable.
the Great Pig Out of 2025
