pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2007
Who. Me?Pssst… hey you. Yeah, you!
Then you haven't been watching closely enough.I’ve been watching you, and you seem like the right recruit for the job.
What? All I hear is my stomach growling. Where's the Ronto roast???Do you hear the melodic call to action?
I prefer to remain neutral, thank you. I'll just skedaddle along.Will you follow? Will you stay true to the cause? It’s time to choose a side; there can be no middle ground and your allegiance will be tested, as will your skill.
Nah. I'm good. I'm more of a lone wolf kinda guy.But our side also has plenty of time to build camaraderie with good-hearted heckling.
Hmm... perhaps "lone hamster" would be more appropriate.
What's this "Recruit" nonsense? I told you I'm not joining.It’s up to you, Recruit;
Meh. Sounds dull. Needs flavour.you can make a difference in securing peace and prosperity for eons to come
Whoops. Three strikes and I'm out even before I begin.with your skill, intellect, and resolve.
Lot of French spoken on Batuu?Some of us will be interpreters,
You're not going to find any of that on Earth!or will specialize in intelligence gathering
Dishwasher. Next!
Did you notice and figure that out on your own? I'm impressed if you did!
Even the birds and a giant sasquatch are here to aid you.
Well that escalated quickly. From certain death to pros in 4 parsecs... sentences.UP! LEFT! NO, DOWN, You Moron!
I AM!! <crash> You're the one who can't fly! Go UP, I said!
You’re going to kill us, Go Right!
WHOOP, WHOOP, we got it….
Disgusted that it's a coconut one.Disappointed it’s not a boozy one?
Tough noogies. If I don't wanna be found, don't come a lookin'.The Cause may need to rely on your knowing where you are at some point.
Yay! I love Jungle Cruise!Quick!! Duck in here!! Behind the backside of water- that should conceal us well,
(Did the location of this surprise you?)
Whoops! I shouldn't have mentioned Jungle Cruise. My bad.for goodness sake, whatever you do, don’t give away the base’s location!!!
I dunno...To be squished under the foot of an At-At would have been most unfortunate.
I can see showing up at St. Peter's gate and...
"Star Wars casualty? Line to the left please."
Disney would have lost a few thousand dollars from that T-shirt you would have bought.
Is this really a thing in the US?And the car warranty folks would still know where to find you.
You got some great shots there. And nicely woven into a fun story. Thanks!