The 5 Stages of Life (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

1. To Grow Up

2. To Fill Out

3. To Slim Down

4. To Hold It In

5. To Heck With It

And now that I've reached number 5 and almost a member of the Senior Citizen group .

I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8PM.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm a walking storeroom of facts..... I've just lost the key to the store room.

I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I would send it to many more! I haven't sent it to you before, have I?

 

[olena]

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nativetxn]

This is so appropriate for me

 

[cotye]

LOL!