That time of year again...fav Christmas Vacation quotes

[Mermaid02]

"This here's Snots- we call him that on account of this sinus problem he's got."

"Roll over Snots, Let Uncle Clark rub your belly (You ain't never seen a set likes on this dog Clark)."

This movie cracks me up! We actually put the squirrel beanie baby in our tree in honor of The Griswold Family Christmas Tree.

 

[kejoda]

I've never seen this movie should I make a point too?

 

[Nagle]

We watch this movie every Christmas Eve while enjoying a libation. I actually got my wife with the old " you hear something?" question while we were trimming the tree this year. Man what fun.

 

[dandave]

This is my absolute favorite movie!

Some of my favorite quotes (others were already mentioned):

Aunt Bethany: "I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
Eddy: "We're taking it with us, when we leave here next month."
Aunt Bethany: "I should say it? <i> I should say it</i>?"

 

[CathyCanada]

I love this movie, a Christmas classic! I can't believe you guys remember so many lines, I'm impressed!
CC

 

[Disney845]

Grace?!?! But Grace passed away 30 years ago!
They want you to say: THE BLESSING!!!

 

[TigrLvsPooh]

SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!





And in honor of my Dad, who had to have his septic tank emptied yesterday.......

SH**ERS FULL!

 

[CookieGVB]

This is one of my favorite Christmas shows (right up there with Charlie Brown's Christmas)! This thread is a hoot - I'm going to have to watch the movie this weekend!

 

[HunnyPots]

Uncle Louis to Aunt Bethany: "Geez, you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro-glycerin plant!"

 

[dizneenut]

I absolutely LOVE this movie!!

Clark: The silent majesty of winter's morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air, and an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.

 

[mamajoan]

This was the first thread I opened this am.. now I am
ROTFLMAO!!!... GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN>> WE LOVE THIS MOVIE!!

It is also our one of our Christmas Eve Traditions..

This is scary.. my Uncle Donny looks like Cousin Eddie!!!

 

[leahannpen]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!

I am LOL at all of these! They are all great. I can NOT wait to watch this movie this season. It's a classic!

 

[MortimerMouse66]

I crack up whenever I hear Aunt Bethanie:

"Is your house on fire, Clark?"
"Don't throw me down, Clark."
"Is this the airport, Clark?"
"Ellen, are you still dating Clark?"
"When did you move to Florida?"
"It's not everyday that someone moves into a new house."
"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
"Oh dear, did I break wind?"
"Grace? She passed away thirty years ago."
"I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
"What's that sound? Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound."
"(after the sleigh shoots into the air) And the rockets' red glare..."

Some other memorable quotes:

"(when they're standing by the 'Griswold Family Christmas Tree') Dad, did you bring a saw?"
"He tried really hard, Grandma." "So do washing machines."
"(after the cat gets shocked) What is that?" "Nothing. Let's just go back in the kitchen."
"(after Clark insults his boss) Hallelujah! Holly ****! Where's the Tylenol?"
"(when Clark goes crazy with the chainsaw) You know, Dad, I've been thinking." (Clark revs the chainsaw) "Great talk, Dad.""You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant!"
"That ain't the frigging Christmas star, Griz. It's a light at the sewage treatment plant."


I LOVE Christmas Vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!