Tagless Dis'ers / Formerly Tagless Dis'ers UNITE! - Part II

[LegoMom3]

Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling...keep those taggies scrolling...TAGGGG FAIRRRRRYYYYYY.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!


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[Smileybug]

I do hate that. It has happened to me too many times. If you use a screwdriver you can slam the cork inside the bottle and it pours very nicely. Warning though, you will have to then drink the whole bottle.

If you drink the whole bottle, this might look appealing!!

 

[Smileybug]

A screwdriver you say!.....Never tried that one!

I have a Swiss army knife with the little bitty corkscrew tool, but it's a leverage thing. I can't seem to pull the cork up and out without ripping it in two!!

And I like the yelling idea! You're right, we need to make ourselves heard if the Tag Fairy is busy on other threads and we want some attention here.

Oh Tag Fairy, we're in here!....saying some pretty ridiculous things!!


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You know, way back in the begining of this thread. Someone told me that I reminded them of a lava lamp. But I can't remember why.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

So after my morning of collecting dog pee I had to go to the doctor myself. So I had to have blood work and no food after midnight thing. So I went and did my thing and stopped by my office for a couple of files and diet coke and then headed home. I passed all these fast food places and since it was 11:30 I was starving by then. I decided to go home and work a bit and eat a bite and then head out to my 1PM appt. Simple right? Well, we are talking me don't forget.

So I pull into the garage and grab my stuff and run into the house and into the bathroom. I sit down and OFF GOES THE POWER. So now I sit in the dark (good thing I have had practice for the past few days with things smaller than a toilet bowl and have no problems).

I then come out and realize that I can't cook anything. Hmm... that kind of stinks. So then I figure if I can't cook something by the time I leave........that is when it hits me... I CANT GET MY CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE

Well maybe the power will come back on before then right? Umm.. you forgot this is me we are talking about right? So no power. So i go out into the garage and try to see if I can figure it out. Nope. Can't. So I call my DP and say HELP! The house has trapped your princess in! And I get a step by step... up a ladder even....directions to get my car out. Now I have greasy hands and am dying of starvation but out of the house at least.

Happy Friday to you all!

 

[MomsOf2boys]

You know, way back in the begining of this thread. Someone told me that I reminded them of a lava lamp. But I can't remember why.

Lava Lamp... I like that. Maybe it is the floating hearts coming from your Pooh?

 

[MomsOf2boys]

A screwdriver you say!.....Never tried that one!

I have a Swiss army knife with the little bitty corkscrew tool, but it's a leverage thing. I can't seem to pull the cork up and out without ripping it in two!!

And I like the yelling idea! You're right, we need to make ourselves heard if the Tag Fairy is busy on other threads and we want some attention here.

Oh Tag Fairy, we're in here!....saying some pretty ridiculous things!!


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We are the oddest I have read in a while...

 

[MomsOf2boys]

If you drink the whole bottle, this might look appealing!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nevah!!!!!!!!!!! Nevah i say... I don't do mullet's!

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Samantha Brown is doing a cruise ship thing... she was drinking tequilla's. One was a cream of tequilla...she said it was like butterscotch. YUMMO

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Ok... I'm off and running... Hope you all have a great and wonderful evening. I won't be on until later tomorrow as I have to take my poochie to get a hair cut now so she can get her princess points back.... and look at me again... she is so mad right now at me.

 

[Smileybug]

So after my morning of collecting dog pee I had to go to the doctor myself. So I had to have blood work and no food after midnight thing. So I went and did my thing and stopped by my office for a couple of files and diet coke and then headed home. I passed all these fast food places and since it was 11:30 I was starving by then. I decided to go home and work a bit and eat a bite and then head out to my 1PM appt. Simple right? Well, we are talking me don't forget.

So I pull into the garage and grab my stuff and run into the house and into the bathroom. I sit down and OFF GOES THE POWER. So now I sit in the dark (good thing I have had practice for the past few days with things smaller than a toilet bowl and have no problems).

I then come out and realize that I can't cook anything. Hmm... that kind of stinks. So then I figure if I can't cook something by the time I leave........that is when it hits me... I CANT GET MY CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE

Well maybe the power will come back on before then right? Umm.. you orgot this is me we are talking about right? So no power. So i go out into the garage and try to see if I can figure it out. Nope. Can't. So I call my DP and say HELP! The house has trapped your princess in! And I get a step by step... up a ladder even....directions to get my car out. Now I have greasy hands and am dying of starvation but out of the house at least.

Happy Friday to you all!

I thought it was your dog peeing in a soup ladle. Not you!!

 

[MomsOf2boys]

I type so fast......


92 words a minute actually....


that the tag fairy cannot catch up to me to give me a tag!

Yep, that is it... my final answer. Award me the points! `

 

[Smileybug]

Ok... I'm off and running... Hope you all have a great and wonderful evening. I won't be on until later tomorrow as I have to take my poochie to get a hair cut now so she can get her princess points back.... and look at me again... she is so mad right now at me.

Awwww, bye!!

 

[LegoMom3]

If you drink the whole bottle, this might look appealing!!

Eeeeewwwww!

You know, way back in the begining of this thread. Someone told me that I reminded them of a lava lamp. But I can't remember why.

You are just cracking me up tonight!!!


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[Smileybug]

I type so fast......


92 words a minute actually....


that the tag fairy cannot catch up to me to give me a tag!

Yep, that is it... my final answer. Award me the points! `

92 words a minute!! I'm doing good to get out 3.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

I thought it was your dog peeing in a soup ladle. Not you!!

I can now catch pee in a soup ladle, in a bottle, and even in a toilet bowl in the dark!!!!!!!!!! I am a woman of much pee catching abilities!

 

[MomsOf2boys]

92 words a minute!! I'm doing good to get out 3.

worse than that... I probably can talk that fast too... sometimes when I am on a roll (wine induced) I finish talking and the other person or persons sit there a minute catching up.

 

[LegoMom3]

I can now catch pee in a soup ladle, in a bottle, and even in a toilet bowl in the dark!!!!!!!!!! I am a woman of much pee catching abilities!

THAT is the funniest thing I've read yet tonight!!!!!!!!!!




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[Smileybug]

Eeeeewwwww!





You are just cracking me up tonight!!!


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Hey, that was a true story.

 

[LegoMom3]

Wow this thread is flying tonight!

I can hardly keep up....


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[LegoMom3]

Hey, that was a true story.

Hmm.....well, do you look like a lava lamp??!

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