Tagless Dis'ers / Formerly Tagless Dis'ers UNITE! - Part II

[Smileybug]

I can now catch pee in a soup ladle, in a bottle, and even in a toilet bowl in the dark!!!!!!!!!! I am a woman of much pee catching abilities!

worse than that... I probably can talk that fast too... sometimes when I am on a roll (wine induced) I finish talking and the other person or persons sit there a minute catching up.

Okay, my sides hurt and hubby is trying to watch TV. He is going to make me leave the room if ya'll don't stop.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

THAT is the funniest thing I've read yet tonight!!!!!!!!!!




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Well I must say that it is probably good that the tag fairy hasn't come by cause that would be a hard thing to "splain lucy!"

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Wow this thread is flying tonight!

I can hardly keep up....


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I think you can count this as exercise for the night... yep.

 

[LegoMom3]

Okay, my sides hurt and hubby is trying to watch TV. He is going to make me leave the room if ya'll don't stop.

My kids are looking at me weird!! They can't figure out how in the world something that's just written on the computer is THAT funny!


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[Smileybug]

Hmm.....well, do you look like a lava lamp??!

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Stop, stop, stop!!

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Okay, my sides hurt and hubby is trying to watch TV. He is going to make me leave the room if ya'll don't stop.

He probably thinks you are laughing at him. If you keep looking over at him it will make him very nervous.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

My kids are looking at me weird!! They can't figure out how in the world something that's just written on the computer is THAT funny!


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I read these to my DP and was told to tell you "and to think I have to live with this!"

 

[LegoMom3]

I am trying to find another suitable avatar on the Web and y'all are making it nearly impossible to concentrate!

I'm going to have to take a break here shortly so I can get the boys in bed, so I can fight with the wine bottle cork, and then after a few sips I can come back in here and really have some fun!

Of course with my luck everyone will be gone by then....

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[MomsOf2boys]

Ok... I was going to tell you about the bra wound I got but think I might just wait until tomorrow for that story.... I do have a bandaid though... Goodnight you wonderful pee-ple... ohhh... I got pee on the brain!

 

[Smileybug]

He probably thinks you are laughing at him. If you keep looking over at him it will make him very nervous.

I read these to my DP and was told to tell you "and to think I have to live with this!"

Ok... I was going to tell you about the bra wound I got but think I might just wait until tomorrow for that story.... I do have a bandaid though... Goodnight you wonderful pee-ple... ohhh... I got pee on the brain!

Noooooooo don't go.

 

[Smileybug]

I am trying to find another suitable avatar on the Web and y'all are making it nearly impossible to concentrate!

I'm going to have to take a break here shortly so I can get the boys in bed, so I can fight with the wine bottle cork, and then after a few sips I can come back in here and really have some fun!

Of course with my luck everyone will be gone by then....

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Who do you want to be?

 

[Smileybug]

I read these to my DP and was told to tell you "and to think I have to live with this!"

Well, tell your DP

 

[LegoMom3]

Who do you want to be?

Jason Bateman, of course!!!

Well, I don't want to be him, but ... Problem is, when I find a pic that's larger that you can see better, it's too big for the DIS guidelines....


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[Smileybug]

Jason Bateman, of course!!!

Well, I don't want to be him, but ... Problem is, when I find a pic that's larger that you can see better, it's too big for the DIS guidelines....


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Do a search for a site that resizes things. There are all kind of free places out there. I've used one. But I can't remember what it was.

 

[Smileybug]

Ok... I was going to tell you about the bra wound I got but think I might just wait until tomorrow for that story.... I do have a bandaid though... Goodnight you wonderful pee-ple... ohhh... I got pee on the brain!

I was just posting on another thread (I know shame on me) anyway I was writing people. do you have any idea how hard it was to write people. And not pee-ple. I'm never going to be the same again.

 

[PaMom001]

Did anyone miss me? I didn't think so. But I came back anyway.

I took my dog to the vet for a recheck. They said I had to collect a urine speciman and bring it in.

UMMMMMMMMMMMM How do you spose i am going to do that I asked?

Follow her around with a soup ladle they say.

Ok.

2 days of following her around and her completly mad at me as she thinks I am stalking her during her daily business....I finally caught it and bottled it and took it in on my way to my doc appt.

I go to my appt and they ask, "Could you give me a urine speciman?" I started laughing and laughing and nodding yes but could not stop. Can you see the stress I have been under the past few days? This was just the icing on the cake.

Now that should be a tag. You are a dog stalking pee catcher.

Tools of the trade.

If you drink the whole bottle, this might look appealing!!

So after my morning of collecting dog pee I had to go to the doctor myself. So I had to have blood work and no food after midnight thing. So I went and did my thing and stopped by my office for a couple of files and diet coke and then headed home. I passed all these fast food places and since it was 11:30 I was starving by then. I decided to go home and work a bit and eat a bite and then head out to my 1PM appt. Simple right? Well, we are talking me don't forget.

So I pull into the garage and grab my stuff and run into the house and into the bathroom. I sit down and OFF GOES THE POWER. So now I sit in the dark (good thing I have had practice for the past few days with things smaller than a toilet bowl and have no problems).

I then come out and realize that I can't cook anything. Hmm... that kind of stinks. So then I figure if I can't cook something by the time I leave........that is when it hits me... I CANT GET MY CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE

Well maybe the power will come back on before then right? Umm.. you forgot this is me we are talking about right? So no power. So i go out into the garage and try to see if I can figure it out. Nope. Can't. So I call my DP and say HELP! The house has trapped your princess in! And I get a step by step... up a ladder even....directions to get my car out. Now I have greasy hands and am dying of starvation but out of the house at least.

Happy Friday to you all!

I thought it was your dog peeing in a soup ladle. Not you!!

I can now catch pee in a soup ladle, in a bottle, and even in a toilet bowl in the dark!!!!!!!!!! I am a woman of much pee catching abilities!

Ok... I was going to tell you about the bra wound I got but think I might just wait until tomorrow for that story.... I do have a bandaid though... Goodnight you wonderful pee-ple... ohhh... I got pee on the brain!

I sooooooooooo needed this laugh tonight. I had an "ouchy" day. "Aunt Flo" came today & I've had terrible PMS.

 

[LegoMom3]

I sooooooooooo needed this laugh tonight. I had an "ouchy" day. "Aunt Flo" came today & I've had terrible PMS.

Oh, a big for you!

But we've been quite a group tonight, haven't we?!!?


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[Smileybug]

I sooooooooooo needed this laugh tonight. I had an "ouchy" day. "Aunt Flo" came today & I've had terrible PMS.

I wish you had been here to chat with us. I hope you feel better soon. (Like now)

 

[Smileybug]

Oh, a big for you!

But we've been quite a group tonight, haven't we?!!?


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Moms is bad. Pee-ple!!

 

[Tinkerbellarella]

Jason Bateman, of course!!!

Well, I don't want to be him, but ... Problem is, when I find a pic that's larger that you can see better, it's too big for the DIS guidelines....

Do a search for a site that resizes things. There are all kind of free places out there. I've used one. But I can't remember what it was.

Find the pic you want, upload it to Photobucket (accounts are free) and they actually have a resizing option based on what you want it to be - in your case, an avatar. I know they have an option for uploading pics right from the net, but I've never used it, so you can always download the pic to your PC first and then upload to Photobucket from there.

So what's all this about dog stalking pee catchers?

Hello Sweet Tag Fairy!

We're here! Spewing nonsense just for you (and likely to keep our sanity). Perhaps you could greet us with your awe-inspiring, beautiful, svelte, gracious, genius, be-winged presence!

Dole out a scrolling tag or six?

Pretty please!

Spread a little pixie dust our way?

I'm just sayin'.

I wouldn't be against a scrolling tag with a cute little kitty or monkey or hula girl in it.

Lots of love (and tag envy), yours truly,

Tinkerbellarella (she of the peeling forehead)