Why did the girl drown?
A. She didnt have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
When during a competition could you act crazy and not get disqualified?
A.When youre swimming freestyle!
A judge once said, Im surprised the man had beaten the shark in a race so he will receive a gold med-. Hey! Wheres his head?
A millionaire promised to give a man one million dollars ($1,000,000) if he could swim across the ocean. The man agreed to the challenge. He had swam further than halfway, but then said, Im tired so he then swam all the way back.
One day a man had brought his dog to play ping-pong with his friends. Whyd you bring your dog with you? a friend asked. I am going to teach him dog paddle! replied the man.
What stroke does churned cream swim?
A. the Butterfly
In which direction does a chicken swim?
A. Cluck-wise
Why could male elephants swim whenever they want?
A. They always have trunks with them
Help! I need a lifesaver! Im gonna drown!
the lifeguard came up and Said I can help, pulled out a roll of candy and asked, Sure, what flavor?
What kind of dive are army men best at?
A. Cannon-ball
Why did the musician go into the pool?
A. He needed to write some songs about the water.
Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A. She wanted to test the water!
Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
A. Because she was told it was a "man-eating" shark!
Why did the swimmer go back in time?
A. Because he was doing the back-stroke!
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