Super Duper Ultimat Croc Thread

Sleeping Becca

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Hey you guys! Have you heard of these wonderful shoes called crocs? If you haven't you are in for a treat. These puppies are awesome!

They are shoes that you can wear on your feet! You can wear them with socks or with out socks, you can mix and match them, they come in many different colors and styles. Like I said they are super awesome and fantasalicious!

You can wear them with jeans, with pants, with shirts, with shorts, with bathing suits, you can wear them with or without a bra, you can wear them anywhere, including conveinence stores, and cars. You can wear them a WDW, everyday, even EPCOT, Magic Kingdom, and Animal Kingdom, they are great for the beach, Blizzard Beach that is!!!!

You can also wear them around your neck to ward off vampires, you heard me, no more stinky garlic! Amazing!

They also cure certain types of cancer and dandruff. Black shirts, here I come!

How can something so wonderful become even more wonderful? Go to the bathroom right now, I don't want you to wet yourself because, what I'm about to tell you is so amazing and so wonderful, I don't know what to tell you. Now coming soon DISNEY CROCS!!! Can you believe it? DISNEY CROCS O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I just wet myself. Supercalafragalisticexpialawesome!

OK, I'm sorry for this post, I just reached the breaking point, after reading yet another Croc post. I get, crocs are great, yes I own a pair, but come on, they are shoes people, not a tear in the space-time continum.
 
Sleeping Becca said:
They also cure certain types of cancer and dandruff. Black shirts, here I come!
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer too. . .

It's a shame he's never cried.

OK, I'm sorry for this post, I just reached the breaking point, after reading yet another Croc post. I get, crocs are great, yes I own a pair, but come on, they are shoes people, not a tear in the space-time continum.

ITA. . .they're ugly shoes at that.
 
Yes, we've heard of them. Ad nauseum. And even after ten BILLION threads about them (all of which have eventually been moved) they STILL have nothing to do with TPA&S.

Off to C-Board with you! They just LOVE to hear about Crocs, The Wonder Shoe!! :rolleyes:

Does anyone besides me think the name Croc (as in, 'What a.....') is distinctly appropriate?
 

Make fun all you like, and yes they sure are butt ugly. But, if you have bad feet, crocs ARE a miracle. I was a non believer for the longest time, but finally after suffering from planter fascitis (heel spurs) to the point that even sitting down and lieing in bed was horribly painful, I broke down and read the testimonials at the crocs web site. I know they won't print the bad stuff, but there were pages and pages of people who found help for this debilitating foot pain by wearing crocs. When I finally gave in a brought a pair of the ugly suckers home, I went from not being able to walk on my treadmill faster than 2 mph and for only about ten minutes without pain to being back to my regular four time a week hour long workout fast and uphill. It only took three weeks with the crocs before I got back to that. In the past letting my feet heal "naturally" took months and even then they never felt as good as they do now, almost normal really. I am bringing my crocs to Disney (and any where else I go that involves walking.) Sorry to turn your "I'm tired of the Crocs hooplah" thread into another memorial, but until you have literally walked a mile in the shoes of someone with foot problems you won't realize that crocs are not a croc.
 
Funny, I never even heard of them (or saw a pair) until I started reading these boards. I bought a pair about 6 months ago, and I do like them. But I still rarely see anybody else wearing them...until I went to Hawaii last month! They were EVERYWHERE! In every store, gift shop, etc. TONS of people wearing them! I even saw 3 men wearing them which I never see at home. So, I guess their popularity depends on where you are (not much here in Sacto!). :confused3
 
Hey if something is good why not talk about it? They're very comfy.
The people who like them and do have an interest have no problem clicking on the thread, if you don't want to read it then skip it :)
 
Ride Junkie said:
Funny, I never even heard of them (or saw a pair) until I started reading these boards. I bought a pair about 6 months ago, and I do like them. But I still rarely see anybody else wearing them...until I went to Hawaii last month! They were EVERYWHERE! In every store, gift shop, etc. TONS of people wearing them! I even saw 3 men wearing them which I never see at home. So, I guess their popularity depends on where you are (not much here in Sacto!). :confused3

True, it probably depends on where you live. They are huge in my city. Everyone is wearing them. You see them absolutely everywhere you go.
 
If you were wearing your Crocs when you wet yourself, I bet you didn't slip and fall on your butt.
 
Frantasmic said:
If you were wearing your Crocs when you wet yourself, I bet you didn't slip and fall on your butt.


Now I think I just wet myself. :rotfl2:
 


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