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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to
the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making
bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed
to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease.
To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical
problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or
Retreat?"
The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and
answers, "Yes."
The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes
what?"
The computer instantly replies, "Yes, sir!"
the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making
bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed
to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease.
To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical
problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or
Retreat?"
The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and
answers, "Yes."
The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes
what?"
The computer instantly replies, "Yes, sir!"
