I figured with mom’s limping it would take at least 20-25 minutes to slowly make our way over to lunch, but apparently when she’s hungry she can really pick up the pace, and we arrived at 11:35, 25 minutes before our reservation. Oh well. They were just opening when we got there, so I asked if we could be seated early, we could, only after the hostess made the comment “wow, you’re like ridiculously early.”

Ok, I personally don’t think 25 minutes early counts as
ridiculously early, but whatever, just the way she said it was so funny and so odd!