Stinky People Revisited: U.K. Park Bans B.O.

[inkkognito]

A while back I posted about getting in a roller coaster car just as a really, really stinky guy was getting out. The funk cloud hung even after he was gone; it smelled like he had been rolling in a goat pen. I forgot about it for a while till I was looking for something to write an article about this weekend. Lo and behold, I discovered that a theme park in the U.K. is doing its part to ban body odor! Click here for the story; basically it involves banning arm raising when the temperature is above a certain level. Interesting concept although I'm trying to picture how they'd enforce it. Strap your arms down if you keep being defiant?

 

[tinkerfan1]

 

[inkkognito]

Actually I was pondering this a pit, and until Disney bans the stink it could actually work to your advantage. Don't wear any deodorant, and combine that with a garlic-heavy lunch. No more complaints about people trying to steal your prime parade spot. Heck, you can get there three minutes before start time (still sucking on a garlic clove left over from lunch) and get a spacious curbside spot.

 

[Piglets Mommy]

Actually I was pondering this a pit, and until Disney bans the stink it could actually work to your advantage. Don't wear any deodorant, and combine that with a garlic-heavy lunch. No more complaints about people trying to steal your prime parade spot. Heck, you can get there three minutes before start time (still sucking on a garlic clove left over from lunch) and get a spacious curbside spot.

This is a great idea! I'll bet I can get an even bigger spot if I put muy kids in chocolate smudged T-shirts, and give them Mickey bars before walking in, too!

 

[dreamer03]

That is so funny! For my high school graduation present many years ago my father sent my to Disney for Easter. It was GREAT. As a family we sat down and got ready for the Easter parade and just as the parade started to come by, a stinky lady pushed right in front of us. I wanted to ask her to move so badly but I was only in first year spanish. It was such a long parade and my mouth was dry from breathing with it open. Of course this didn't lessen the magic at all but I couldnt see the parade and the smell was knock me down bad!