Stalkers go away!

[babynurse1]

Depends on the stalker...

Hellooo, michele.

 

[Tasha+Scott]

Yeah, but that was a while ago. I need to be stalked at least every week or two to feel loved.

Ah, but if it makes you feel any better, my dd is a bit obsessed with the kitty-kitty (her term, not mine) in your signature. She is my little stalker-in-training and she has taken quite the liking to your cat. *Sniff* *Sniff* I am so proud!

Me, on the other hand...I haven't enjoyed a good stalking in a while!

 

[jocie]

WOW interesting thread..........

How do you know if someone IS staking you?? Im pretty sure Ive never been stalked....maybe I want to be??

 

[dreamcometrue]

WOW interesting thread..........

How do you know if someone IS staking you?? Im pretty sure Ive never been stalked....maybe I want to be??

I was wondering the same...how do you know? Because the same person replied to the same thread as you? I wouldn't even know, I don't pay attention to that stuff. Or is someone peeking through your window while you DIS?

 

[L107ANGEL]

I was wondering the same...how do you know? Because the same person replied to the same thread as you? I wouldn't even know, I don't pay attention to that stuff. Or is someone peeking through your window while you DIS?

 

[Ariel Wanna-be]

Good morning, stalker crew!

Just wanted to point out that I'M the only one here with the term "stalk" in my tag.

So I'm applying for the position of Head Stalktress.

 

[sewer]

Ever feel like you are being stalked here? (and why are they always such bird brains, too?) Go away stalkers!

I really think this is someones wishfull thinking!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Good morning, stalker crew!

Just wanted to point out that I'M the only one here with the term "stalk" in my tag.

So I'm applying for the position of Head Stalktress.

What are your qualifications? The new search function has really made stalking difficult

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Well, if you really want to be stalked, just post things like : : plush plush :

 

[Ariel Wanna-be]

What are your qualifications? The new search function has really made stalking difficult

Let's see..

1) 26 restraining orders (but only 9 convictions)

2) that "rabbit-in-the-pot" thing? Glenn Close STOLE that from me.

3) I own seven different trench coats (oh wait, that's for FLASHing, not stalking...)

4) "Every Breath You Take" is my theme song.

 

[babynurse1]

Good morning, stalker crew!

Just wanted to point out that I'M the only one here with the term "stalk" in my tag.

So I'm applying for the position of Head Stalktress.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Let's see..

1) 26 restraining orders (but only 9 convictions)

2) that "rabbit-in-the-pot" thing? Glenn Close STOLE that from me.

3) I own seven different trench coats (oh wait, that's for FLASHing, not stalking...)

4) "Every Breath You Take" is my theme song.

 

[kaw1218]

Let's see..

1) 26 restraining orders (but only 9 convictions)

2) that "rabbit-in-the-pot" thing? Glenn Close STOLE that from me.

3) I own seven different trench coats (oh wait, that's for FLASHing, not stalking...)

4) "Every Breath You Take" is my theme song.

 

[babynurse1]

Let's see..

1) 26 restraining orders (but only 9 convictions)

2) that "rabbit-in-the-pot" thing? Glenn Close STOLE that from me.

3) I own seven different trench coats (oh wait, that's for FLASHing, not stalking...)

4) "Every Breath You Take" is my theme song.

Whew, I'm glad it was only 9, because 10... well that would have been just crossing the line.

 

[Missy1961]

Let's see..

1) 26 restraining orders (but only 9 convictions)

2) that "rabbit-in-the-pot" thing? Glenn Close STOLE that from me.

3) I own seven different trench coats (oh wait, that's for FLASHing, not stalking...)

4) "Every Breath You Take" is my theme song.

OK, this is spooky...but as I am reading this comment, that is the song playing on the radio....you win! You are head stalker!

 

[Ariel Wanna-be]

you win! You are head stalker!

Thank you. I'd like for my crown to be dimond-encrusted. Hmmm...I wonder if I could convince Miss America to give me hers...off to work on conviction #10!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Good Monday Morning, Stalkers!

TOV

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

I've never had a stalker. I do wish the tag fairy would stalk me.