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[MEK]

Chapter Four - "Porta Crappers and Confederate Flags."


“In the middle of Butt Fu***** Egypt.”

Awesome again. Great start to the day. Can you be a bit more specific. Are we at the top of the crack or a bit farther to the bottom? Is the Nile run through this part of Egypt or should we take a left at the Sphinx?

and the ever memorable........ That was one update for the books Dawn. Freakin' hilarious. I can't even see your pictures and it doesn't matter because you had me rolling in my seat.

Wow - this really could be an comedic movie! I am so glad you finally arrived safe and sound.....even if Dan did miss those magical gates!

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Isn't Shannon the sweetest?
Wow, Dan must have nerves of steel driving through that ice! Sounds very scary!

 

[Millie12591]

You were asking about a Disney meet in May and I think I have figured one out, we love WGP express and really didn't have anything pressing on the the 18th so how bout we meet in DTD at WGPE for a late lunch or early dinner. Haha Dawn I'm Invading again, I just love being bad.
Hope your computer gremlins stop messing you up we need an update, I'm on the edge of my seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think an early dinner would work out great. I will say yes attentively, I'm not for certain our times of getting into Orlando. I'm pretty sure all will be fine for us meeting at this time, but you know how things can be. As for now we still don't have our flights, I'm hoping we will be closing in on this so I can feel like this is going to happen no matter what! I'm getting antsy, I think DH is going to have to move on this soon or I won't be able to contain myself. I feel like a goofy kid thinking about it!

Dawn! Carsyn looks so cute!! I wish she would just let that whole being self conscious thing go. You can tell when she's one on one with a friend in a picture she seems great, that and when she's acting goofy she's confident. She's so beautiful, I wish she could see herself the way we see her....the way God sees her. If she did......whoa! Watch out! I'm sending Carsyn a message through your e-mail Dawn, please tell her.

Good update Dawn.

 

[Mndisneygirl]

WOW what a road trip!! I love the line that guy laid on you asking for directions! Jeez!

Forgot to say earlier that Carsyn and friends are fabulous! What fun! Your whole family is wonderful and stunning!

Aren't the DISers the best bunch ever? I can't believe the friendships I've made and seen form in the last year or so since I joined in here. Amazing.

I can't wait to read more about your trip! I always know I will have a good belly laugh! And I know not to have a beverage, or my computer will be wearing it!

 

[dryvithome]

Finally caught up on the bajillion pages that I missed out on. Glad to see you have continued since the last TR. Been meaning to say I've been lurking since the start and meaning to post, but it's taken 30 pages apparently.

Let's see if I can recall some comments. In regards to the van, we picked up a conversion van to make drives to WDW easier as well. It's about 16 hours depending on how long we take when we drive out and after taking a smaller vehicle a few times, we opted for the full size van (used of course). We spent about a year looking for one (off and on) finally finding one in our price range with low miles: $4200 and on 67K miles! I tried to get the guy to budge on the price a little, but no go. He knew he had a good deal. Most of the ones around here ran that much for over 150K miles on them. It didn't have all the fancy schmancy TV's or DVD players, but who cares? It has been the best purchase to make the trips easier. Plenty of room for luggage, people, and a fully stocked ice chest. We've only had one problem with it since purchase and that was on our last trip. Seeing as it was a 1997 model, I probably should have replaced or checked some hoses before embarking on a 1000 mile journey without tools, duct tape, or anything of use. One radiator hose sprung a leak in the panhandle of FL. This was where I learned that there were multiple levels of AAA service for towing. My advice is don't have basic AAA service when you need a 30 mile tow. Guess what we had? :sad2 And sorry to hijack the thread talking about vans which were at least 29 pages ago.

The last few pages of talking about Carsyn reminded me of a video that a friend posted on her facebook for her teenage daughter. It's the dove videos on their site. Hopefully posting the URL isn't some grave error. If so I'll edit and delete it out. http://www.dove.us/#/features/videos/default.aspx[cp-documentid=7049579]/
There are others that can be found through any search engine showing more changes than that.

Looking forward to the next installment.

 

[Dizneydawn]

and the ever memorable........ That was one update for the books Dawn. Freakin' hilarious. I can't even see your pictures and it doesn't matter because you had me rolling in my seat.
Why can't you see the pics?
Wow - this really could be an comedic movie! I am so glad you finally arrived safe and sound.....even if Dan did miss those magical gates!

I will talk with Hollywood today and see if I get any offers for a screen adaptation? Would you like to claim a roll now or wait till money is offered?!

Isn't Shannon the sweetest?
Beyond sweet!
Wow, Dan must have nerves of steel driving through that ice! Sounds very scary!

It was treacherous for about 1 hour and scary for another 1/2an hour!

I'm sending Carsyn a message through your e-mail Dawn, please tell her.

Good update Dawn.

Thanks honey and I will print it off and give it to her tonight!

WOW what a road trip!! I love the line that guy laid on you asking for directions! Jeez!
I could not have made it up better than he delivered it!

I can't wait to read more about your trip! I always know I will have a good belly laugh! And I know not to have a beverage, or my computer will be wearing it!

get a plastic tarp! I hear they are waterproof!

Finally caught up on the bajillion pages that I missed out on. Glad to see you have continued since the last TR. Been meaning to say I've been lurking since the start and meaning to post, but it's taken 30 pages apparently.
You are thorough...not late!

Awesome deal on the van and thanks for the Dove video! Great inspiration!



Busy day here and might not get the start of our first day at WDW done but I will tom for sure!

AK...comming up!

 

[shannn]

Check it out. I have a new ticker!

(Y'all are too sweet. I'm not so wonderful. I'm glad it could work out that I could help. It was just a trick to get to meet everyone!! Besides, all my kids can talk about is going to see Treyner play soccer so we definitely got something out of it too. )

 

[Dizneydawn]

Check it out. I have a new ticker!

(Y'all are too sweet. I'm not so wonderful. I'm glad it could work out that I could help. It was just a trick to get to meet everyone!! Besides, all my kids can talk about is going to see Treyner play soccer so we definitely got something out of it too. )

I am all over trying to go in October for a F&W weekend...drums are rolling in the brain...we shall see if it comes up with anything positive!

 

[praisehisname]

Indiana has some of the most ghetto looking abodes alongside their freeways I have ever seen.

It's not just Indiana, just saying'...

Her name is Kamra Pierce. I think she was still angry her name was not more specific like Kodak or Poloroid.

Kamra is on the right – not sure who the person was on the left. She might have been killed and hidden in the freezer.

Grandpa also came up to me and told me to push the Chihuahua. I thought it was a pretty personal request for only knowing each other a few moments.

I am not sure if it was a person’s name or a pseudonym for their relative in the porn industry.

“In the middle of Butt Fu***** Egypt.”

Then we passed the biggest Port A Crapper holding facility I had ever seen. It was bigger than the lagoon at Epcot. We all stared in awe at the sheer amount of @sses it would take to fill every seat in the place.

Just a few of my favorites! Where's the smilie who can't breathe from laughing so hard???

We have a staple of food we always take.

After reading your list of food, I wanna take a road trip with you!

I've never met Shannon (only read her trip reports), but she really does sound like a sweetheart!

 

[MEK]

I will talk with Hollywood today and see if I get any offers for a screen adaptation? Would you like to claim a roll now or wait till money is offered?!

Oh....I know the role I want. I want the "bum fu$$$$ Egypt" role. I love that expression! I would make a great townie! Of course, I could always be Carysn, since I am pretty good at giving the evil glares while driving.

 

[winkers]

where are the meatballs? I've been waiting all day...

 

[Baloo]

Getting caught and enjoying it!!!

Is that a Freudian slip? What are we getting caught at my dear? Hmmmmmm.

Oh my gosh....I read that like 3 TIMES before I realized what you were LOL at!!!!!

Umm.....I'll never tell!!

 

[Stacybaeasm]

I am all over trying to go in October for a F&W weekend...drums are rolling in the brain...we shall see if it comes up with anything positive!

You know I am already in the planning stages for my October trip - Oct 10-18, 2010!!! Plus, I am saving some money for that 40th Birthday trip you were talking about a few months ago!

 

[shannn]

You know I am already in the planning stages for my October trip - Oct 10-18, 2010!!! Plus, I am saving some money for that 40th Birthday trip you were talking about a few months ago!

Looks like we'll be there October 13 (my 40th birthday) through October 17. We'll have to plan a meet up for sure!

 

[Stacybaeasm]

Looks like we'll be there October 13 (my 40th birthday) through October 17. We'll have to plan a meet up for sure!

Absolutely. This will be an 8 day solo trip for me so my schedule is pretty much my own. I don't even do that many ADR's so I am game to meet you! And anyone else who might be in the world at that time!!!!!

 

[bluechic03]

Yes Im due very soon! We are having a boy, no name completely picked although we like Silas, Henry, and Evan. I figure he'll "tell" me when he gets here! I would love suggestions though!

 

[wsushocker]

Yes Im due very soon! We are having a boy, no name completely picked although we like Silas, Henry, and Evan. I figure he'll "tell" me when he gets here! I would love suggestions though!

Marc is a wonderful name....

But a lot depends on your surname.....a rhyming name is not cool.

 

[bluechic03]

haha Marc is a nice name, but it is my husband's uncle's and we decided not to name the baby after any family members....and our last name is White....so no Wyatt

 

[whogirl'smom]

All caught up.

Dawn, honey, honey, why did mapquest take you that route??? I was reading, getting so excited, thinking that you drove right past my house (off of I26) and then I read you are in Marshall! (Just so you know, it's not where Marshall Univ. is--that's WV. Which is a whole different animal. You were in Marshall, NC). Mapquest should have taken you north to Johnson City (hello me) to 26 and then only an hour to Asheville from there. I am so sorry you had to deal with our crazy weather! I had to laugh about you seeing the Bat Cave sign--I wondered what it was when I first lived there (lived in Asheville for 11 years). What an adventure, but you finally got to WDW!

By the way, the mountain you were sliding down into SC has the most gorgeous view when it is sunny out!

 

[disneyaddicted]

Chapter Four - "Porta Crappers and Confederate Flags."

when I asked where we were, his exact line was:

“In the middle of Butt Fu***** Egypt.”

I thought butt Fu******Egypt was in Pennsylvania, I'm right smack dab in the middle of it ya know. I guess there's more then 1.

Portacrappers, ahhh, brings back memories... I worked on a farm one summer, my DH was the forman, after yelling at me one too many times about "bruising the tomatoes" (I just know you're going to have some kind of naughty reference to this) I'd had enough and when he stepped into the crapperhouse I duct taped him in there.

Just keep me in mind when you get your Hollywood screenplay adaption of your road trip antics and need actresses for it....and not to toot my own horn, but I played a wheeping willow in the 3rd grade play. I got a standing ovation at the end, however Mom said that it wasn't a standing ovation for me, the play was over and everybody was just standing up to leave, whatever..she just needs to steal my thunder, probably because she never got the lead tree role like I did.