Songs that insult

[Pea-n-Me]

Loose definition here, folks!

 

[JoanneAZ]

Pray For You by Jaron and the Long Road to Love. More of an ill wishes song than insulting, though.

 

[JimMIA]

These days, you could post just about any song and someone would find it insulting.

 

[NannyBeBe]

These days, you could post just about any song and someone would find it insulting.

So very true. I personally love Fat Bottom Girls -- like it says, we make the world go 'round!

 

[FigmentSpark]

How about "You're so Vain"

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Bad Luck

 

[Dan Murphy]

Positively 4th Street--Dylan (that's the last insult song from me)

You've got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend
When I was down you just stood there grinnin'
You've got a lotta nerve to say you got a helping hand to lend
You just want to be on the side that's winnin'

You say I let you down, ya know its not like that
If you're so hurt, why then don't you show it?
You say you've lost your faith, but that's not where its at
You have no faith to lose, and ya know it

I know the reason, that you talked behind my back
I used to be among the crowd you're in with
Do you take me for such a fool, to think I'd make contact
With the one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?

You see me on the street, you always act surprised
You say "how are you?", "good luck", but ya don't mean it
When you know as well as me, you'd rather see me paralyzed
Why don't you just come out once and scream it

No, I do not feel that good when I see the heartbreaks you embrace
If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them
And tho I know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place
Don't you understand, its not my problem?

I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment I could be you
Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you

 

[Pea-n-Me]

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you

 

[PollyannaMom]

You are Old, Father William...

 

[Pea-n-Me]

And here, she's acting happy
Inside her handsome home
And me, I'm flying in my taxi
Taking tips, and getting stoned

 

[theluckyrabbit]

"You're No Good," Linda Ronstadt

 

[theluckyrabbit]

"Hound Dog," Elvis Presley

 

[theluckyrabbit]

"You're Nothing Without Me," from City of Angels

 

[low-key]

 

[Kittyblue]

 

[mmouse37]

"Baggage Claim"

I have been draggin' around your sensitive ego
Making sure that your bags arrive on time for the dog and pony show
A little suitcase like a brick
It kinda makes it hard to get a good grip
I drop your troubles off at the conveyor belt
I'll hand you a ticket to go get it yourself

At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name
When you hit the ground, check the lost and found
Cause it ain't my problem now
I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles on my own
It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car
I'm packin' it in, so come and get it

If it ain't obvious what has set me off today
Behind every woman scorned is a man who made her that way
Go on and take your little business trip with that sweet little habit
That you can't kick
You better call your momma when you get to town
Cause I ain't gonna be hangin' around

At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name
When you hit the ground, check the lost and found
Because it ain't my problem now
I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles of my own
It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car
I'm packin' it in, so come and get it

Come and get it

Come and pick it up, pick it up
Before I blow it up in flames
You better pick it up, pick it up
Baby, I'm leaving everything

At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name
And when you hit the ground, check the lost and found
Cause it ain't my problem now
I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles of my own
It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car
Well I'm packin' it in, so come and get it

Come and get it

 

[Pea-n-Me]

I never thought hyenas essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

 

[LuvOrlando]

Pink's song Stupid Girl

 

[Kittyblue]

 

[prairie_girl]

You are Old, Father William...

I have never run into another person who remembers this, much less quotes it. It was watched multiple multiple times by my daughter and me. We can come pretty close to quoting huge chunks of it.