Someone who speaks fluent "Brit English" wanna translate for me?

[imabrat]

I can't understand what Orlando Bloom says around 3:55. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGJA_CllCs&feature=related

Something about getting "smacked straight away" and being from "Happy-on-the-walls, near Royal Windsor"?
I'm confused.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

I'd help but this stupid laptop doesn't open links

 

[MrsSparrow..]

Erm, around 3:55?

I got..

"He's a !!!!!. Where I'm from he wouldn't last 5 minutes. He'd get smacked straight away."
"Where are you from?"
"*Caperly/Canterbury*-on-wall, near Royal Windsor"

Basically just a place name. Something on the wall. It is too quick to understand, but he might be saying Canterbury, because that is how people say Canterbury round here.

Sorry I wasn't much help

 

[DramaQueen]

OMG EXTRAS!!!!!!!
please tell me you watch this show?!
it's the greatest evaaaar!

just had to comment. haha

 

[Smiley.Socks]

I watched it, and I'm guessing the "smacked up" bit is just like, he'd get smacked?
Sorry, I'm not much help. xD

 

[marypops!]

I'm guessing "smacked straight away" would mean he'd get beaten up.

I can't hear what he says about where he's from. I do know he's from Canterbury though. so that might be it.

 

[sexymickey]

sorry not a clue

 

[MrsSparrow..]

I'm guessing "smacked straight away" would mean he'd get beaten up.

I can't hear what he says about where he's from. I do know he's from Canterbury though. so that might be it.

I think he said Canterbury too. Because that would be why that particular line is funny if you know what Canterbury is like.

He pronounced it like - Can - er - bury, but fast. I think that is it now.

Smacked is like slapping, beaten up. When people say smack now I assume they are talking about happy slapping.