Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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A man was driving at night. He was getting sleepy when suddenly a rabbit jumped in front of his car. He tried to swerve out of the way but could not and hit the poor rabbit.
The man pulled over and ran to the rabbit, being an animal activist he immediately dropped to his knees and started sobbing over the rabbit.
A car pull up next to him, and a beautiful blonde steps out. She walks over to him and says "What's the matter mister, why are you crying"
The man picked up the rabbit and held it toward the blonde and said "I hit and killed this poor rabbit with my car, now I'm miserable"
The blonde said "oh don't worry mister I have something that will take care of that" She then goes back to the car reaches in and comes back with a can of something.
She kneels next to the man shakes the can, grabs the rabbit, opens it mouth and sprays the contents of the can into the rabbit.
She then puts the rabbit down, when within seconds the rabbit jumps up and shakes vigorously... He looks at the two of them and waves
then he hops toward the direction of the forest, stops turns to them and waves, hops closer to the forest stops turns to them again and waves, turns hops to the edge of the forest, stops turns to them one more time and waves, Then he hops into the forest and disappears.
The man is stunned, he grabs the blonde and insists she tell him what is in the can.
She say "sure here you go" and hands him the can.
And the can read......
Are you ready for it????
Are you sure?????
Think you can handle it??????
Okay scroll down for the answer.....
The can read..... Hair spray revives dead hair, adds bounce, and permanent wave....
The man pulled over and ran to the rabbit, being an animal activist he immediately dropped to his knees and started sobbing over the rabbit.
A car pull up next to him, and a beautiful blonde steps out. She walks over to him and says "What's the matter mister, why are you crying"
The man picked up the rabbit and held it toward the blonde and said "I hit and killed this poor rabbit with my car, now I'm miserable"
The blonde said "oh don't worry mister I have something that will take care of that" She then goes back to the car reaches in and comes back with a can of something.
She kneels next to the man shakes the can, grabs the rabbit, opens it mouth and sprays the contents of the can into the rabbit.
She then puts the rabbit down, when within seconds the rabbit jumps up and shakes vigorously... He looks at the two of them and waves
then he hops toward the direction of the forest, stops turns to them and waves, hops closer to the forest stops turns to them again and waves, turns hops to the edge of the forest, stops turns to them one more time and waves, Then he hops into the forest and disappears.The man is stunned, he grabs the blonde and insists she tell him what is in the can.
She say "sure here you go" and hands him the can.
And the can read......
Are you ready for it????
Are you sure?????
Think you can handle it??????
Okay scroll down for the answer.....
The can read..... Hair spray revives dead hair, adds bounce, and permanent wave....
