some disney jokes...

natalielongstaff

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Q. What does Lightning McQueen say to the cars he speeds by, as a taunt?

A. "Eat my Pixar dust."


Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear?

A: Mulan Rouge

and...

Q. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

A. Move fasta
 
Very good Nat :rotfl:

Why was tigger looking down the loo? He was trying to find Pooh!!!!

Sorry but my kids love toilet humour :lmao:
 

Very good Nat :lmao:
 














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