Singles who are for the "Love Of Disney"

[disneyfanx3]

Good Morning All!

Thelma made it home safely after a most entertaining road trip over the weekend, my gosh Louise I had no idea we could fit so much in in one weekend...whew....lol I promise to do a recap of our road trip but what happened at the final destination as well as at any bars or hotels stays at the destination/bar/hotel...and as Carrie would say that is all I am saying on that one.....

There might be a few interesting vacations in the upcoming months but you will have to look to my myspace for those details since that is not Disney or Dispeep related.... I think my life is getting ready to take an interesting twist.....

I hope everyone has a wonderful week, mine is crazy playing catch up

Glad to hear you made it home safely - Can't wait to hear about it and see some pictures

 

[acm563]

Good Morning All!



Glad to hear you made it home safely - Can't wait to hear about it and see some pictures

It will probably be late this evening but I promise I will post all about it....(well as much as I am allowed to post....hehehehe) Not sure but may be headed to the beach(Myrtle) this evening but will have laptop and will post away

 

[acm563]

...and so the adventure began....
On Wednesday after many issues at work and a few choice words to a self centered egotistical pain in the butt boss, Thelma left her home headed to MD to pick up a somewhat unsure Louise. At this point Thelma was ready to say frack it and never look back...She left her house with a few meager possessions thrown into her suitcase, but alas the one thing she forgot was her not so infamous head scarf.. Oh well she sighed to herself, lets start this adventure on a whole new note as her lucky scarf had been lost in her last cliff jumping escapade... The trunk was packed with various sized bottles of liquid courage and Thelma was ready to go...She arrived at Louises home without further ado and collapsed onto the couch with her laptop as she and Louise chuckled as they chatted behind the anonymity of their pc screens while sitting side by side sipping their whiskey sours... wondering aloud at the silliness of their conversations.... The next morning a bleary eyed Thelma glanced at her cell phone clock ...eeek it is 6:10 am she thought, curses she said under her breath as she stubbed her toe on the corner of the unfamiliar dresser in her unfamiliar room...She stumbled into the bathroom, thinking to herself that it was rather odd that Louise was in bed still at this hour...A quick shower later (WITH THE BLINDS CLOSED THANK YOU VERY MUCH) she was a bit more awake as she traversed the corridor back into her room to grab some clothes and begin her day....Still wondering wth is Louise still not up, she grabbed her Mickey Mouse Watch from the dresser, glancing down to see that in reality it is only 5:35am....Trying to walk stealthily across the squeaking floorboards so as to not awaken a still sleeping Louise in the other room she manages to get dressed and put on her mask of makeup...(lol..heheheh) She realizes she has left some things in the car outside that she needs to begin this most wonderful adventure. She slips quietly down the stairs to the front door, turns the deadbolt and opens the door....The voice of the alarm system is quite loud in the still morning air, and she shushes it in her mind fearing the noise will wake the dead...but no as she turns to look back Jason is still dead on the couch so all is well....She walks out the door,leaving it wide open, and goes to her car rearranging the things she really should have left at home but in her haste she kept....Finally done with her expert methods of rearrangement she turns to go back the quiet walkway to the house..... WHAT IS THIS???????????????? She wonders to herself as she notices the locked door..... THELMA HAS BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE ON THIS FINE THURSDAY MORNING....LOUISE HAS GOTTEN COLD FEET............................ (ehheh , to be continued...see we told you there would be cliff hangers)

 

[disneyfanx3]

Great start ready for more this had me .

 

[ttester9612]

I couldn't have started our adventure any better. Can't wait to hear the rest.

About that lock door..hmmmm....

Thelma, it's ashame that we did loose those scarfs on the last adventure. We have to remember to buy new ones before the next adventure.

 

[acm563]

"The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental." (keep the above referenced disclaimer in mind as you read this story...because that is what this is a story, here for your amusement and allowed by this thread starter....)and ahem before anyone fusses Thelma and Louise Love Disney so this is not off topic... who knows that might be where they are headed you will just have to wait and see....

.....Thelma stared in disbelief at the locked door in front of her...she peeked in the window to see if perhaps Jason had risen from the dead and locked her out....No sign of life....She tried the door once more thinking that perhaps she just needed to turn the door knob a different direction..no such luck.... Fortunately for her (or so she thought) she had her cell phone in her pocket....One ring, two, rings three rings, four....then onto Louises voice mail she went...Dang that woman she thought....She sat on the stoop contemplating the hilarity of the moment and thinking of any reasons besides Louises frail nature...(ehheheheheehh) that might have caused her to get locked out... In the haze of her morning brain fog she could not come up with any other explanation than that Louise had changed her mind on this most awesome adventure and had locked her out...One more try on the cell phone...no luck.....Two more tries....still no luck...Chuckling to herself she then again tries the home number...she hears the phone ringing but noone picks it up...She is now concerned that maybe Jason is truly dead on the couch and perhaps Louise was not sleeping after all but something much worse....The suspense rises in her throat as she goes to sit back in her car to think about what to do next.... She is ready to go "case" the house for open windows when she sees a smiling Louise standing at the door....Of course Louise has a most excellent explanation (yea right, I still say Thelma was LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE...heheheheh)
After much packing of huge suitcases...(with Thelma thinking give me a break here ladies just how many clothes do you need for a weekend jaunt , we are not moving in together...lolrof) the pair were out the door on the start of what was going to be a fun filled weekend in the states.
The pair had no set destination in mind, this was going to be their wild weekend to get away from the bustle and the drama of their everyday lives. The children and the significant others had been left behind....Just where would their journey take them????
With a gleam in her eyes Thelma turned to Louise and asked in what direction should we go. Out of her pocket the ever prepared Louise pulled out a map , closed her eyes and picked a road and away they went.... Neither had a clue what was awaiting around the bend....
They stopped along the way only for fuel and bathroom breaks, there was no time for foolish stopping, these 2 ladies were on a mission but FATE had other plans....
THERE!!!! Louise shouted with much excitement, and Thelma whipped the car across 3 lanes of traffic, horns blaring as she did Louises bidding and jumped off the exit...What was it that Louise was looking at exactly.....?? Oh my goodness leave it up to the brunette to have seen some hunky looking guy she wanted to chase down the interstate....Faster, go faster she exclaimed as Thelma put the pedal to the medal to catch up with the big red semi in front of them....Once again fate stepped in as a traffic jam took over.... Weaving in and out of traffic to get ever closer to the shiny red truck with the hunky looking driver, Thelma had to ask herself where in the world did this side of Louise come in at, throughout all the trips to Disney Land and many conversations regarding all things disney she had never seen the excitement that she saw in Louise's eyes as they chased after the elusive truck driver...Inch by inch her bright yellow Mustang pulled forward until she was side by side with Mr Semi Hunk a hunk....Louise rolled down her window as she smiled demurely up at the truck driver... Inch by inch Thelma tried to push the Mustang away from the gleam that she saw in the truck drivers eyes...with every foot she gained on the car in front of her the truck driver was keeping pace.....All of a sudden much to her surprise she sees Louise flash the driver a big smile and an even bigger portion of her right thigh....OK this was a tad too much for the innocent Thelma to handle so she put her foot to the floor and whipped around in front of the truck and sped off as Louise chuckled beside her....Traffic was getting more and more thick as the minutes ticked away.....Boredom was setting in...Thelma glanced in her rear view mirror to see a white Lexus approaching quickly from the rear, around to the left of her it came and as it went by she noticed that it was full of nice hot Latin young men who put their window down to wave at her.....Just as she was getting ready to roll down her window to give a tempting reply she felt her thigh vibrate violently...WTH??? She looked down to realize it was her cell phone vibrating in her pocket....Distracted for the moment from the tempting carful beside her she answered her phone....but could not give her full attention to her caller as the young men in the Lexus were keeping pace....Finally she rolls down the window and they are saying something which she could not understand so in her best southern drawl she says hey Yall....and off they then sped into the horizon, never to be seen again...She finishes her conversation asking her caller what she should have did differently and his response was that Hey y'all was not the proper response...Oh well TS...heheheheheehh there were more cars and more adventures to come. Realizing the possibility of the fun that she and Louise can have on this highway during traffic they decide to roll down the windows and wave at the world....They come to a dead stop on the interstate...and what to their wondering eyes should appear but a cute sexy state worker in an orange truck so near....Thelma leans over and flashes a smile....she asks does this traffic go on and on...he replied yes maam for miles....So she makes some small conversation as they inch on along....while Louise looks at her with eyes that says girl you're wrong....But what is a convo or a small smile or two on a highway of traffic when one is ever so blue...The boredom was taking its toll on there fun...but whoa they see Mary Poppins ahead with an umbrella keeping her out of the sun....There is a jeep to the right with a cute muscular guy who is rubbing something on his body, his chest and his thigh....
So this is part deux of my story of fun....There is much more to post but for now I must run...So just like the movie of Thelma and Louise....I must leave us on the cliff, just for now pretty please........

(to be cont)

 

[Sha]

am bringing this quote over from another thread that I follow, as I love what it says... and being I am a rare one, I am told, who loves the idea of turning 40

In honor of his passing:
George Carlin on age.
(Absolutely Brilliant)

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when
we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?''I'm four and a half! 'You're never thirty-six and a half.
You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next
number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . You become 21. Even the
words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21 YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the
brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your
dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day
thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you
TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!' May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1.Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'

2.Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3.Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop 'And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.'

4.Enjoy the simple things.

5.Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6.The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7.Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8.Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve
it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9.Don't take guilt trips.Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a
foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10.Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!

 

[acm563]

am bringing this quote over from another thread that I follow, as I love what it says... and being I am a rare one, I am told, who loves the idea of turning 40

Good one Sharon and I couldnt agree more...Turning 40 is just a number...and like a good wine we improve with age

 

[PirateMel]

Good one Sharon and I couldnt agree more...Turning 40 is just a number...and like a good wine we improve with age

Oh, so that is what we are doing - improving

My sides hurt from laughing so hard, T&L should prove interesting in the next chapter

 

[Sha]

Good one Sharon and I couldnt agree more...Turning 40 is just a number...and like a good wine we improve with age

Thanks... is that good wine from Germany??? LOL seemed to be the theme for part of the 4th of July party I went too... brats, some kraut, German wine, German potato salad ok, so the guy wasnt German though...

 

[Sha]

I definitely need more DVC points!!! am into my 2009 use year points and havent even entered the 2008 use year

 

[ttester9612]

I don't know about Y'all, but I'm in my 50's and my dreams are NOT OVER. I'm just beginning (Right Thelma!)

My explanation of the door problem, is so true. I forgot to warn you that when Jason is out he is out. Nothing can wake that boy up, even a bomb. Lord have mercy if I ever fall down the stairs, he will never hear me.

 

[acm563]

I don't know about Y'all, but I'm in my 50's and my dreams are NOT OVER. I'm just beginning (Right Thelma!)

My explanation of the door problem, is so true. I forgot to warn you that when Jason is out he is out. Nothing can wake that boy up, even a bomb. Lord have mercy if I ever fall down the stairs, he will never hear me.

Well, I am not quite hitting 50 yet but I meant to tell you I met a guy today that I will try to hook you up with, yet again another mini adventure that I encountered when I took my car in for repairs...lolrof.....

As for you falling down any stairs, lets hope that never happens....

 

[Sha]

Good morning everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful day today Life is wonderful here

 

[Jenroc]

Morning to all in Dis-world ! Hope everyone stays cool and healthy today (it's going to be a HUMID/HOT one here today !!)

 

[ttester9612]

Good Morning DisFriends and DisPeeps. I pray you have a GLORIOUS DAY.

And continue to dream of DISNEY.

Mel here are some dancing for your upcoming trip to WDW.

As for that door...have to remember it's a very old house and sometimes the door shuts by itself.....just maybe I have my very own HAUNTED MANSION......but it's a friendly, playful spirit.

 

[ahoff]

Good Morning everyone!

Nice reading of the T&L escapades! Waiting for the next installment....

 

[acm563]

Good morning It is a beautiful day in Myrtle beach currently..the sun is shining, the birds are singing... I am sittingout on the balcony just enjoying my morning cup of coffee and relaxing ...of course work awaits....what do I think I am on vacation or something...lol... but even if it is a work day I am at the beach so I am happy...

Mel, your vacation is coming up quickly.... I know how much you are looking forward to it...

I hope that everyone has a wonderful day and if I have a moment I will post part 3 this afternoon....



...and where the hay is Ms Carrie at?????

 

[acm563]

Good Morning everyone!

Nice reading of the T&L escapades! Waiting for the next installment....

Good morning Augie....it will be coming soon.....

 

[Kimmielee]

Morning DISpeeps!!

I am glad everyone made it through the weekend, safe and sound... no cliff jumpers!

I got my blood test results yesterday... everything was NORMAL! It's not arthritis, not my thyroid... they think I've just injured the joint.

Since I've been wearing the brace, it is getting better... so... I couldn't be happier!