Shock and awe nakedness at the DOLPHIN..what would you do?

[gschmerl]

LOL . What a great thread this is. I'm definitely booking a room with a balcony next time!!

 

[turbodisney]

A 100 bucks says they were not married....lol

 

[Luv2Roam]

Well, they might have been married. Just not to each other!

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

Gee, and all we ever get is a towel animal!

 

[gonga]

Really........too funny, now I feel gyped over the friggin' chocolates on the pillow!

 

[ncligs]

. I am going to ask other DVC members to sign a petition to get the Swan and Dolphin to be part of the DVC resorts.

 

[BluOrchid2]

A 100 bucks says they were not married....lol

Well, they might have been married. Just not to each other!

Come on, y'all....you're not speaking very highly of your own marriages if you don't think that you have have wild, hot, uninhibited sex on a balcony with your spouse! I've been married to the hottest guy for 7 years, and he still makes my sox go up and down! I'd do it on a balcony with him in a heartbeat - in fact, thanks for the idea!

 

[Swan]

I would have to get my Dh out on the balcony to see it(being very quite, than go back into the room. Of coarse we would check often to see if the coast was clear.

 

[Divamomto3]

Originally posted by maureenmac
I needed a good laugh this afternoon and this thread certainly did it. I emailed it to my husband at work. I would of done exactly the same as you. I can't imagine trying to pick the right words to explain the problem to the front desk. The monorail story is almost as good as the Long Island Rail Road story from a few months ago about the 2 brothers and one wife.

What LIR story from a few months ago??
PM me the story..LMAO...I gotta get off of Metro North!

 

[Kallison]

Hey Blu Orchid -- Come talk to me when you've been married 20 years! Balcony sex just sounds really uncomfortable!

 

[maureenmac]

The LIRR story was in all the NY papers. A husband, his wife and his brother were on the LIRR heading home from Manhattan and were arrested for having a threesome. It was 3 or 4 AM and the people in their RR car complained. Husband and wife pleaded guilty, not sentenced yet and the bro is going to court. Thought everyone in the tri-state area heard this one. Hope that answers it Divamomto3.

 

[FindingNemo]

OMG! That is hysterical! LOL

I think I would have freaked at first and ran inside also!

 

[ripleysmom]

Did they smoke a cigarette afterwards? Did YOU smoke a cigarette afterwards? I knew I liked the Dolphin.

Just think you saved $10 on an in-room movie LOL!!

 

[gepetto]

Originally posted by ripleysmom
Did they smoke a cigarette afterwards? Did YOU smoke a cigarette afterwards? I knew I liked the Dolphin.

Was it a non-smoking room? I don't think you can smoke on the balcony if it is a non-smoking room.

 

[ncligs]

Originally posted by gepetto
Was it a non-smoking room? I don't think you can smoke on the balcony if it is a non-smoking room.

 

[lovingthemouse]

Thank you so much for making this post so enjoyable. I have tears in my eyes from laughing! Does make one pause and reflect back on vacations past........ Never mind!!

 

[CookieGVB]

Sounds like they didn't need the cigarette to be smokin'

 

[Buckaroo's Dad]

they were out there and there was some Monika Lewinsky action going on

and then they were actually having sex

SO, you agree with Bill that a BALCONYjob isn't "sex?"

 

[Antonia]

I say they were two sex-deprived parents who had been forced onto the balcony for sex 'cause the kids were asleep in the room. They were probably on the 2nd week of a two week stay and couldn't stand it any longer.

 

[TennVolTony]

No no no...ya'll have this ALL wrong.....What you saw was part of the "Executive" Turndown service.....It's extra.....the bartender at the lobby bar arranges it.......so I hear...... All I got was candy on my pillow........( I think that was her name)