Whenever I need a good laugh, I always know I can POP in here for one! Get it, "POP?" Oh well, it's not as funny as Timmy's dylexia but then, what is?
Ants--you haven't been eating any pop tarts lately--I've been watching!
S/G--"Horns holding up my halo." Good one! I can't imagine "wandering," either--why would I want another one to take care of??? My grandma once asked one of the widows in her building if she would ever get married again, and she replied "Heck, no! I'm tired of washing farts out of old men's shorts!" Only she didn't say heck.

Glad you got to see some pics of the grandkids at least, and good job saving money on cable! That's more $ for Disney (but then, you already know that).
DivaK--Yeah, I'd stay inside my house, too, if I knew Kathie Lee was going to be in town!
Cheryl--Donald's boat/water park--too funny. My kids had more fun with that thing last trip--we must have stayed there for 45 minutes. For those that have never tried it, if you plug up the leak, the leaky spot moves--many times--until finally it gets you right in the gut. You need at least 4 hands, and some need to be taller, but it's a hoot.
JM--Sorry to hear you got sick on your anniversary.

Hope you feel better soon, or at least before the next time the repair guy comes back, lol. For the record, anyone who touches my salad before I've eaten the last scrap of lettuce is liable to lose a finger. But then I'm a vegetarian who's been dieting so that last bite is unusually valuable to me!
M&N--Hope it all went quickly and painlessly, and can become the distant past ASAP. And that it all comes together for a Disney trip for you--you deserve it!
Poohbear--Sorry the surgery was rescheduled, but if you get a Disney trip out of it, I'm sure it's for the best!
Ang--Sorry to hear about your nephews' situation. I hope they're able to come to some kind of resolution quickly and without a bunch of legel hassles. Of course, now that the state is involved, who knows how long it will take. A bit of a hijack, but I've been spending a lot of time on the phone with state and federal agencies lately (all related to dh's layoff), and it's driving me nuts. When I'm on hold, they keep playing a message about "if you or someone you love has a problem with drugs or alcohol. . ." and I'm about to tell them that I didn't when I started this process, but if I have to make many more of these phone calls I probably will!
We're headed to Crater Lake National Park for the weekend:
http://www.nps.gov/crla/
We'll be staying at the Crater Lake Lodge:
http://www.craterlakelodges.com/crater-lake-lodge-1842.html
Hey, if you can't be at Disney, might as well be at a real lodge based on the Disney replica. Or was that the other way around?