*Let me preface this post by saying my husband's flight has been delayed and this was done in effort to stay awake because I have to pick him up at the airport later tonight. (All descriptions were taken from The Pop Tart Tattler: http://www.poptarts.com/abcviewing.shtml)
Name: Cherry
Nickname: Cherry-O!
Cherry is a very SERIOUS actress. *Unlike her cousins who went to the top of ice cream sundaes, this Cherry headed for Hollywood. *She’s very sophisticated and pretty much the best actress EVER. *Not to mention incredibly tasty. *She speaks with an English accent, even though she’s from Michigan. *It’s no surprise she’s won every acting award and broken box office records with her amazing performances. *Next up she’s going to attempt something never before attempted by an actress of her pedigree. *She’s going to team up with Smore’s and the Crazy Good kids in a comedy. *We’ll see who has the last laugh. *Mu ah ha ha ha.
Name: Brown Sugar Cinnamon
Nickname: B. Sug. *
If you think Brown Sugar Cinnamon has it all, it’s because she does. *A classically trained singer, actor and harpist, she’s now taking her talent to the streets. *With a world tour about to kick off, she’s training hardcore to show everyone she’s the ultimate entertainer with serious flavor. *Last year she was romantically linked to Pop Tart favorite Smore’s, but rumors were dispelled when she showed up to the premiere of her new album on Blueberry’s arm, or rather, Blueberry’s hook. However their romance fizzled shortly thereafter due to his obsession with the letter R. *But she’s back on top and better than ever. *That’s Brown Sugar Cinnamon, the perfect combination of sweet and spice. *
Name: Blueberry *
Nickname: Matey
Blueberry’s upbringing was pretty normal. *He was a great student and athlete. *He visited his grandparents every summer in a Nantucket blueberry patch. *And he like totally had the most popular frosting in school. *He was about to pursue a career in law until one fateful Halloween when he decided to be a pirate and NEVER TAKE HIS COSTUME OFF AGAIN. *Ever since he’s been swashbuckling his way through Hollywood as the Pop Tart with pirate know how. *His sea legs have carried him down numerous red carpets. *And his mad skills with the ladies have secured his position as a pirate super starrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *
Name: Smore’s
Nickname: Bozo Sillypants.
Knock knock. *Who’s there? *Smore’s, the super star comedian whose jokes and hijinks are catapulting him to fame in Hollywood. *His marshmallowy and chocolately stripes make him a favorite among kids and zebras. *A prankster from the start, he was discovered at a campfire when he was doing belly flops into the flames. *Once he cooled down, he was offered a stand up act at one of the premier comedy clubs in Battle Creek, Michigan. Eventually he traded in his snow boots for some shades and headed west on his unicycle. *Finally in Hollywood, he’s spreading giggles and glee all over the place. *Every time you hear a ha ha, he he or honk honk you can be sure, Smore’s is there.
Name: Hot Chocolate
Nickname: Hot Stuff.
Hot Chocolate is best looking of the Pop Tarts to date. *He’s super smooth with the ladies and the camera loves him. *He was discovered in the grocery store and is catapulting to fame as a model of designer frosting. He is reportedly the richest model in THE WORLD. *In 2006, he was the voted the Most Beautiful Toaster Pastry in all the land by a jury of himself. *You can catch his hot poses coming to magazines near you very soon. *And stay tuned for his catwalk appearance that’s sure to satisfy your cravings for some Hot Chocolate. *Oooooh Weee. *
Name: Strawberry
Nickname: Her Majesty the Queen of Bling
Diva socialite Strawberry was born and raised to be super RICH and super FAMOUS. *But she didn’t make it alone. *She travels with an entourage of personal assistants, stylists, trainers, holistic healers, sprinkle specialists, and a mailman who makes sure all of her fan mail is read and answered by her entourage or personal assistants, stylists, trainers, holistic healers and sprinkle specialists. *Her designer duds make her a paparazzi favorite. *Because nothing says, “I have hot hot style” like blinged out frosting. *Strawberry’s actually become so famous she doesn’t even need money. *Because who needs dough when you’re surrounded by crust? Gosh, it’s awesome to be Strawberry.