Secret Life of the American Teenager Thread

[StitchfansJr]

I KNOW! Omg, they say it so many times, so unrealistic.

OR, Grace will get pregnant, Ann will be pregnant, and then Ben can get pregnant!

How can Ben get pregnant? xD

 

[BabyPiglet]

How can Ben get pregnant? xD

Because he wants to be pregnant since everyone else on the show is pregnant? DUH.

 

[StitchfansJr]

Because he wants to be pregnant since everyone else on the show is pregnant? DUH.

Oh. Silly me! xD

 

[I Am What I Am]

Fallin' in love!
It's such an easy thing to do!
Birds can do it, bees can do it
We can do it
Let's stop talking, let's hop to it
Let's fall in love!

That one?

YES! It annoys the heck out of me.

Well, Allie, the show IS about sex.

They say it like 10 times a minute.

"I'm going to have SEX with Jack and I'm going to like having SEX with Jack because I'm ready to have SEX. I want to have SEX, I need SEX, SEX SEX SEX!"

omg YES! "I want to have sex, no, your not ready for sex blah blah blah" SHUT UP!

Because he wants to be pregnant since everyone else on the show is pregnant? DUH.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

BEN SHOULD GET PREGNANT WITH HENRY'S KID.

Yes.

I said it.

Forget Henry/Alice.

Henry/Ben.

"Amy, I'm leaving you...for a man."

 

[I Am What I Am]

BEN SHOULD GET PREGNANT WITH HENRY'S KID.

Yes.

I said it.

Forget Henry/Alice.

Henry/Ben.

"Amy, I'm leaving you...for a man."

I believe that that is biologically impossible.

It make an interesting story line, though. XD

 

[Babyjustrun]

Nevermind.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I believe that that is biologically impossible.

It make an interesting story line, though. XD

It'd get ratings, that's for sure

And umm...Ben's really a girl in disguise. Didn't you know that?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

The only thing I'm wondering about....
Is Anne really 57 or is she younger?
Because it confused the heck outta me, it was obvious Mimzy couldn't remember stuff so that'd be her alzheimers kicking in, but I have no idea how old Anne's really supposed to be.

From what I understand, she's about 39/40.

Mimzy's Alzheimer's is telling her otherwise, of course.

 

[I Am What I Am]

It'd get ratings, that's for sure

And umm...Ben's really a girl in disguise. Didn't you know that?

That it would.

Well that explains EVERYTHING. XD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

That it would.

Well that explains EVERYTHING. XD

"I love you and I love THAT BABY. I will take care of you and THE BABY as long as I shall live. BABY BABY BABY".

Geez, Ben. PMSing much?

 

[I Am What I Am]

"I love you and I love THAT BABY. I will take care of you and THE BABY as long as I shall live. BABY BABY BABY".

Geez, Ben. PMSing much?

And doesn't THAT BABY have a name? XD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

And doesn't THAT BABY have a name? XD

Before he was born, everyone called him THE BABY. As in "AMY, I WILL NOT TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. YOU WILL NEED TO NURTURE THE BABY AND TAKE CARE OF THE BABY."

Ben PMS's a lot, don'tcha think?

 

[I Am What I Am]

Before he was born, everyone called him THE BABY. As in "AMY, I WILL NOT TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. YOU WILL NEED TO NURTURE THE BABY AND TAKE CARE OF THE BABY."

Ben PMS's a lot, don'tcha think?

Geez. He's been born. They should call him his name. Otherwise he'll go through life thinking that his name is "THE BABY" XD


The PMS that never goes away! XD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Geez. He's been born. They should call him his name. Otherwise he'll go through life thinking that his name is "THE BABY" XD


The PMS that never goes away! XD

John "the baby" Jeurgens-Underwood.

Or as Ashley says, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Isn't it freaky that Anne's child will be younger than her grandchild...?

 

[I Am What I Am]

John "the baby" Jeurgens-Underwood.

Or as Ashley says, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Isn't it freaky that Anne's child will be younger than her grandchild...?

Known only as "the baby"

lol

Yeah. That might require some therapy on Anne's kid's part.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Or John's part.

Man, that kid's gonna need major therapy.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Or John's part.

Man, that kid's gonna need major therapy.

Yea he will. XD

"Well, my mom got pregnant with me at 15 after ONE NIGHT at band camp with a guy who is dating another girl and my aunt/uncle is younger then I am and I never got a pony"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Yea he will. XD

"Well, my mom got pregnant with me at 15 after ONE NIGHT at band camp with a guy who is dating another girl and my aunt/uncle is younger then I am and I never got a pony"

"And my stepdaddy PMS's a lot, and he got pregnant by another guy, and my Auntie Ashley is weird"

 

[I Am What I Am]

"And my stepdaddy PMS's a lot, and he got pregnant by another guy, and my Auntie Ashley is weird"

"And my grandfather may or may not be the father of my aunt/uncle"