Secret Banana boat riding camp exposed ( not pretty ) & be afraid

Raulandpinboy

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This just in Secret Banana boat riding camp exposed.

Michelle you will not believe this, this reported exposed secret Banana riding camp located in Casselberry.

These ruthless people have been practicing for months, in a trap to lure you all that braved the Banana ride in the last cruise.

The leader known only as June bug has been working her troops feverishly, to make sure she has a top-notch banana team.

Their evil plan was to act scared, then challenge the unsuspecting original banana team to a banana off, and then squash them like little banana bugs.

As you can see in the pictures these folks know no pain and are trained in massive commando seal team like activity. These pictures taken from banana two a spy satellite trained to find and record any unauthorized banana training camps shows the team using a miniature banana boat more lethal than the average banana boat… not shown in the picture are Zigfreid and Roy who are training white tigers to ride the banana boat.

Also uncovered was a unique use of duct-tape that cannot be mentioned on the family board.

I implore you people going on the cruise do not fall into their trap; these are kamikaze commando seal banana boaters.

All throughout the day while hidden in the bushes, we could hear the Banana demons planning away, and yelling victory shouts like feel this force Luke, who’s your banana daddy, and drinking banana daiquiri’s instead of the preferred banana drink the cosmopolitan.

At the end of the training day they burned their banana boats and headed in out in search of the now extinct Disney galleria store. (Don’t even make me go there)

I have to run and try to save the world from this Banana madness so in closing I’d like to say……

Hey team one I challenge you all to a banana boat race who’s up for it. The loser’s have to wear Speedo’s back to the boat. :p







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</A><BR><FONT face="arial,helvetica" color=blue size=4>The evil queen and her instrument of doom</FONT>
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</A><BR><FONT face="arial,helvetica" color=blue size=4>Fake simulated fall off manuver</FONT>

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</A><BR><FONT face="arial,helvetica" color=blue size=4>Ex Navy Seal Raul attacks from underneath</FONT>

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</A><BR><FONT face="arial,helvetica" color=blue size=4>Raul again showing how to flip banana & make it look like an accident</FONT>

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</A><BR><FONT face="arial,helvetica" color=blue size=4>Underwater type of attack ??? maybe oh heck be afraid</FONT>

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</A><BR><FONT face="arial,helvetica" color=blue size=4>Who's your banana ridin daddy huh</FONT>

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Ed... I just gotta ask... Is that shirt attatched to you or is it a tatto? I have never seen a picture of you with out it on... EVEN in the POOL!!!!
 
this is WONDERFUL...I'm ROTFL...a real day brightener!
 
He was going to do this w/o his "Raul" shirt, but we were afraid no one would recognize him..Besides he was the leader, and had to dress accordingly,

But I like that tattoo idea...save a lot on laundry..
 













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