Sayings that should be on buttons

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Sayings That Should Be On Buttons
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
7. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
9. You! Off my planet!
10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

 

[nativetxn]

LOL, I love these

 

[EROS]

Originally posted by MaryJo

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

LOL.

A few years ago I was on a U.S. Government tour of Soviet Hospitals. I noticed that the gift shop in a Leningrad facility had daily hours which stated that it was closed from 10-11 A.M. and 2-3 P.M. ; when I asked one of the clerks about the schedule, she said that there's an old Russian saying:

"WE PRETEND TO WORK, AND THEY PRETEND TO PAY US"

 

[Kteacher]

Democratic Women are the Life of the Party


Oh wait, I have that button

 

[SplshMtn99]

"For this I went to college?" I have this one.

 

[DaveH]

 

[Beauty]

2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

ROTFLOL! I've done this to John-Cole in Wal-Mart...he had an expensive toy and wanted it and I said "Do I know you?" He said "Mom!" I said "Where, who is your mom, maybe you need to ask your mom to buy that." He was not amused.

 

[glo]

I want one to wear around my kids that says " Do I look like the maid to you?"

 

[trayletha]

I saw one once I love

I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

 

[CathyCanada]

#1 is my fave!! LOL

Thanks for the laughs, MJ!
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