Riddle me this!

[oldkicker]

I will talk to you

when you tell me to.

I'll be the first voice you hear.

With voice or song,

I do no wrong,

and shout my message clear.

 

[oldkicker]

Yesterday's:

Two bankrobbers rob the local bank. They then hop in their car and scurry off to their hideout 20 miles away. When they get there they realize that one of their tires had been completely flat the whole time.

How did they get to their hideout without noticing?

The flat was the spare tire in the trunk.

Some YESTERPANTS!

Shep!
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Deb!
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Hey Fishbone†!!! You've got LPP and MPP coming!
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[oldkicker]

The Robin's Nest in Austin, Texas has some really lovely homey touches!

 

[oldkicker]

Good morning, Riddle Friends!

I'm calling on the Tag Fairies this morning to help me out....I'd like to switch back to another avatar and have my "Let's Go Orange" retired.

If you are peeking in, TF, I'd appreciate it! (Of course, the Tag Fairies know all and see all!)

 

[oldkicker]

Speaking of avatars - mine seems to be showing up on sporadically! I can see them fine when I'm behind my work's firewall - but not often from home!

How is avatar viewing going for you all?

 

[oldkicker]

I think the record for uninterrupted responses by me on the morning riddle is 8. This makes 5.

Must be a tough riddle.

 

[oldkicker]

Oh! Oh!!

Guess what???


I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!!

We've decided to take a December trip - December 13 - 21! I wish we could have worked it out for the first week of December, but those are the dates that Sharon has off, so we're heading down!

I am so excited!

You all know the fun involved in planning a trip - I'm knee-deep in it right now!!!

 

[JºoºhnG]

Just butting in so you don't get to eight, but haven't figured out the riddle yet..LOL

Good Morning

Have a Disney Day!

 

[Ranatra]

Morning Old Kicker!
Was very busy yesterday morn getting DD up and packed to head back to Philly. We had a gorgeous weekend here. Sun and 70's

 

[oldkicker]

LOL! Thank you, JºoºhnG!!! I was just thumping on the microphone asking "Is this thing on??"

Good morning, Sandi! What's up with your Mom? Is she moving?

 

[oldkicker]

Well, Sandi! I am mis-reading and mis-typing this morning!

I guess that would make me MISS STEAK today!!

 

[mickey65]

Morning


Lucky you Bernie! I do wish I was going to the world again sometime soon!

We had rain all day yesterday, it was the the weather to be out in, but it sure gave a nice spring smell

 

[oldkicker]

Sandi! FPP for you!
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[amid chaos]

Good morning bernie and riddle friends.

As usual, the riddle is stumping me...but hey, I dont need pants anyway...

I have 2 kids out of school and one in school this week...it's never simple at my house.

 

[Ranatra]

Would that be my very first FPP ?

 

[Debbie]

Morning OldKicker and all! I'm on page one?? Bet by the time that I'm done, I won't be!
Bernie, when you are there, could you have my 50th birthday drink for me? PM sent. Going to wake up the crew!

 

[paras4ri]

Morning!

I talk to myself all the time Bernie......I even answer myself!!! I'm so glad your birthday celebration in the World will work out. Of course you'll be including all your riddle friends!!!

Mickey - you and your mom and dad are in my thoughts today.

 

[Ranatra]

Wow Bernie, somehow I completely missed that Post about going to WDW! Congrats!! Have you decided where you will stay yet?
I keep trying to talk the family into "Skipping Christmas"and going to WDW!

 

[oldkicker]

Debbie - I sure will! Can I toss one back for ya' at the Rose & Crown???

We're in the middle of a rainy spell here too, Mickey. We're supposed to start our softball season tonight - but it looks like rain will probably defer that! In fact (Debbie read no further!!) the s-word is being mentioned for tonight and tomorrow!!! YIKES!!!

Amid - are they on school break? I don't know that I'm all that happy that you're leaning towards a pants-free life. These smarty pants will start building up here, ya' know?

Gail - I'm really looking forward to it. My wife is such a peach!

Sandi - there are 5 of us going. That really limits us as to resort selections. We're looking to snag a good deal on two rooms somewhere. I'd like to stay on site - I like to be totally immersed! Maybe you can talk your family into joining ours there!

 

[oldkicker]

Debbie - you just missed page 1!!

Got pants though!

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