Resurrecting an oldie but goodie! What is the craziest thing you have witnessed on a cruise?

[ladyofthetramp]

There was the cruise, not too long ago, where adults were doing canon balls in the adult pool... The bartenders were just killing themselves laughing. Then the ship's officers showed up... And just like an underage drinking party, the offenders scattered. LOL

 

[Memorymakerfor4]

On our honeymoon cruise, we were seated with two other newlywed couples for meals. The night we left Cozumel, one of the guys was purple faced and just stared straight ahead the entire meal, didn't touch a bite. His wife finally told us he had just won a drinking contest in a Cozumel bar. I was amazed he wasn't either sick or in a hospital.

 

[MomOTwins]

I just realized I don't have any crazy stories while onboard. I guess I need to cruise more!

I was doing the 5K and it was hot and I was going at a slower pace. I heard someone coming from behind me and he had music playing and it was crazy loud. It was Eye of the Tiger and the guy was running in moccasins!

Not necessarily crazy but annoying!
On a different cruise, I disembarked the ship and could not find my luggage. I had 3 out of 4 pieces and the 4th was no where to be found. I was there for a good hour and had to fill out a lost luggage claim form. Turns out someone took my bag by mistake and it met me at the airport but it's just crazy that no matter how much effort you put into making your luggage unique and marked...it's never safe.

Sometimes I think that's the problem! People see the unusual feature they added to their own bag, assume it must be theirs because nobody else would have that, and don't check the tag! I remember I used to use a big puffball of colorful yarn on my suitcases to spot them more easily at the luggage belt. I saw someone about 15 feet down pick up one of my backs and walked up to them and said "excuse me, I think you have my bag." They said, "no, I always mark mine with colorful yarn." Ooops! Of course we confirmed with the tags and it was indeed my bag.

 

[DisneYE]

I was involved in the craziest thing I’ve witnessed, which was being followed into the Quiet Cove bathrooms on deck 9 (Wonder), cornered against the sink, and propositioned by an absolute sleazeball of a guy.

That was a quick trip down to GS to speak to security...

Holy smokes. That's pretty disturbing.
Do you know what happened after? Did they do something to this person?
That should be an instant trip to the ship's jail or quarantine in the SR with debarkation at the next port.

 

[dclpluto]

Seen a lady get naked on castaway cay. It was in the adult beach. She was changing into her swimming suit. She was naked for at least a minute she was in no hurry to cover up.

 

[axfather]

Aqua Dunk dark humor........ I was behind a child in line who could not speak English. The poor thing thought he witnessed his mother "disappear/vanish" before his eyes at the front of the Aqua Dunk queue. Needless to say, the staff was unable to convince him in the middle of his nervous breakdown to enter the ride after that so they had to escort him back down the stairs to be reunited with his mother.

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Not sure if it is the craziest of all time- Adults doing canon balls in the adult pool on the Fantasy last summer.

Probably not crazy, but years ago I replied to a thread like this about my 1st DC, and the response I got made me feel like I was going crazy. They had adult games at the adult pool. One of the games was a belly flop contest. I posted about how it was the funniest thing I had seen on vacation. I laughed till I almost peed myself. Some of the replies I got were people stating that DC has never had adult games at the pool because the adult area is basically for relaxing. I couldn't find anyone to back up my claim. Hence, I guess I imagined it all, including my hysterical laughter, and bladder issue. CRAZY

 

[ladyofthetramp]

Probably not crazy, but years ago I replied to a thread like this about my 1st DC, and the response I got made me feel like I was going crazy. They had adult games at the adult pool. One of the games was a belly flop contest. I posted about how it was the funniest thing I had seen on vacation. I laughed till I almost peed myself. Some of the replies I got were people stating that DC has never had adult games at the pool because the adult area is basically for relaxing. I couldn't find anyone to back up my claim. Hence, I guess I imagined it all, including my hysterical laughter, and bladder issue. CRAZY

I don't think you are crazy! LOL. There certainly could have been games. But honestly, in 10 cruises, I have never seen adult games at the pool. And it usually is very quiet. The canon ball jumping wasn't sanctioned, just a bit too much day drinking LOL

 

[CarolynU]

The sail away party where Mickey’s eye sailed away up into his head in the middle of his dance routine was different!
The other characters covered for him and he speedily made his exit!
It’s on YouTube I believe.