Reading an Old Magazine might have been a better choice

[Galahad]

Call it his 'constitutional' rights? Wed Jan 4, 1:14 PM ET

Police in a Vancouver suburb reminded residents on Tuesday it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom, after a man accidentally shot himself.

A 21-year-old North Vancouver man was facing numerous weapons charges after he shot off one of his fingers while apparently playing with a gun on New Year's Day, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

"Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom. But then again, maybe that was supposed to be a given," the Mounties said in a press release.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

It's a good thing he didn't shoot off something else.

 

[Lanshark]

I can see the next idiotic warning:
Warning: It could be dangerous to your well being to play with your gun whilst using this device

 

[Deb in IA]

It's a good thing he didn't shoot off something else.

 

[mickeyfan2]

It's a good thing he didn't shoot off something else.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[alabamaalan]

Said in best Don Adams voice:

Missed it by that much.

 

[Tigger_Magic]

A day late and possibly a few inches short of being the 2005 Darwin Award winner. But all is not lost... there are still 360 days left in 2006.