Stupid time zones.
Everyone should be on the same time. Who cares if it's dark where
you live.
Gorgeous.
Our balcony
Nope. Too tiny to host all your DISfriends.
Cause that's what you were planning on doing, right?
Here’s my cosy, January outfit of the day!
I'm so used to seeing you dressed for scorchingly hot weather, so that took me by surprise a little.
I got lots of compliments on this bag, particularly from bag-checkers at security.
Even some of the big, burly male ones
So.... big, burly men can't be sensitive? Is that what you're saying?
Now we only have 55 snack credits left people!
SOS.
Oh no! Can you get more?!?!?!?
There are heaters outside for these cold winter months!
Nice. Did they make a big difference.
I guess he thought it was me behind him, because when he turned around and saw a random woman he reacted really weirdly for a fraction of a second, he went all wide-eyed and like, looked her up and down!

I wonder what that woman thought!
If you gave someone that look on the London underground I dread to think what would have ensued.
And ain't no one wants that!
(Fourth floor, second from the right!)
Not sure which one it is. Next time leave a light on or something.
For your safety, please keep your hands arms feet and legs inside the boat at all times!
Well, there goes my waterskiing plans.
Poop.
We departed the boat and went straight through the bag check.
There was a huge crowd over at the bus stop bag check, so that’s another point for the Wilderness Lodge
Nice! Didn't realize that.
Here is me in front of my house.
Kinda love how you call it "your" house.
And why shouldn't he???
RIP auction scene!
As part of the redhead minority, you made me feel wanted.
Awww...
And.... yeah...
Ah well.
Jamie thinks I look like the pirate on the right in the dog/key scene with the giant cheeks.
Whaaa???
How???

Derp and duh. High action poses.
Jamie: "Are you frozen?"
Katie: "......"
We wandered past Pecos Bill and the menu intrigued Jamie.
We loooove Mexican food so Jamie asked why we had never eaten there before…
Errrm because you make us go to Be Our Guest for those basic turkey sandwiches every single time!

Valid point.
I'm still bummed about the menu changing. Best burgers at MK. (because of the fixins bar)
Jamie sometimes makes the exact same face as the fish below and it was really making me laugh.
You can find the fish multiple times throughout the ride and I was just cracking up every time we spotted him.
Yup. Same. Totally.
Still spotting similarities, Jamie thought that Ariel outside of the ride looked like our favourite peanut butter baby.
Holy crap! That's spot on!
At 10:10am we used our fastpass at Big Thunder Mountain!
This was closed for our entire 2016 trip so we were excited to ride it for the first time since 2015!
Every time I go... I ride it once.
Then when I get back home, usually one of my regrets is not having ridden it like... 10 times.
the PeopleMover.
AND WE JOINED THE LINE HERE.
A line? What? Are you sure?
A new take on the foot shot! I like it!
At 11:30 we joined the fastpass line outside of Space Mountain, however about 15 out of (not exaggerating) 60 Brazilian tour groupers cut in front of us, and now we were just in the middle of them all and it was kinda Hell.
Ugh. Nope.
So we left and went back in the shop for a while, then rejoined the queue.
You is smart. I probably would've just stayed in line and suffered the entire time.
As we walked past everyone I heard a little boy in the standby line ask “how long is left?”
And his dad said “40”
And the kid asked “seconds??”

His dad said “no, minutes” and the kid was like “whaaaaaaat”
Awww... that jet lag still hittin' ya.
After Space Mountain we had a 12pm lunch reservation at Be Our Guest!
This is Jamie’s favourite, before a trip he always asks if we can go
every time we’re at Magic Kingdom

And since he’s such a great Disney buddy and an all-round good egg, that is pretty much what we do
Apparently. No Pecos Bill for you.
We were surprised to be given our lunch on foam plates rather than real plates…
What? That's... odd.
Tinker Bell, watch out!!!
"Tinker Bell involved in fatal mid-air collision."
Sometimes when we’re being silly Jamie and I make up fake “fun facts” and try to convince each other that they’re true, so when I told him that this seal is one of only two in the world, the other being at the White House, Jamie absolutely did not believe me.

That was until two teenage boys came up, and one told the other the same thing

Jamie then looked at me and said, “Ooh, did you know that..?!”
Now you have the advantage. He's going to second guess..... everything.
PLEASE HIRE ME AND SPONSOR MY WORK VISA I HAVE LOTS OF GREAT SKILLS.
We exited the Hall of Presidents and came across a brand new Muppets show!
I've heard of it... but didn't know about it or it hadn't started yet when I was last there.
The first was a voicemail from the front desk, just saying “we hope you’re having a wonderful time at the Wilderness Lodge, please let us know if there’s anything you need!”
We’ve never had anything like that before!
It was a very nice little gesture.
Nice!
Plus, the 60-90 minute tour comes with three anytime fastpasses, AND $100 gift card!
Errrrm YES PLEASE.
Hello! Score.
The DVC lady said that they don’t offer the tour to everyone, and Disney had probably seen that we’ve been here a few times!
She also gave me an extra postcard:
You are cleaning up!
Sure tell it's winter. 6 o'clock and pitch dark already.
The Jungle Cruise is always better at night
I know most of us have very strong nostalgic feelings towards Wishes.
But in my opinion, Happily Ever After is objectively better.
Interesting. I think you are the
first person I've heard who prefers it.
On the way back Jamie was trying to show off his Disney knowledge, claiming he knew all of the monorail stops.
But he couldn’t get the Polynesian for ages, even when I told him he’d used this stop many times (we stayed there in 2015).
He got it eventually and I asked him to tell me the stops in order…
While he was looking RIGHT at the Magic Kingdom he said…
“Contemporary, Grand Floridian -“
“No”
“Grand Floridian, Contemporary –“
“No”
“Polynesian, Grand Floridian… Contemporary –“
“Still no”
Did he
ever figure it out?
And then we absolutely cracked up because the people nearby who weren’t looking at us probably thought my super dramatic “NOOO!” was a reaction to being fed to the snakes

Well... that
would be an appropriate reaction.
Afterwards we went into Roaring Fork and I got a Magical Cookie Bar!
I love these things.
Ugh. Just looking at all that coconut makes me feel queasy.
We relaxed for the rest of the night, until about 9:30pm when the SUPER LOUD Electric Water Pageant came by
Holy smokes that's loud! I hope there are no kids trying to sleep.
Nah.... why would there be kids at Disney?