Podcast Quotes that make you laugh...

[wilde_oscar]

anyone wanna pitch in quotes from the show recent or other wise that would be good for a t shirt?

for instance...

Kevin: Above the pearls, Below the Crown

Pete: Stay out of the damn lakes

Just trying to solicit a list, I will of course be plotting away quietly as I have an intended use for this stuff.

 

[DizzyFORDisney]

"KEES ON DA LIPS"

'Ohana "Entertainment"

 

[MomofKatie]

"The curtains match the drapes"... OMG, I was LMAO for about 15 minutes.

 

[Dismom+two]

Oh come on people!!!

STAY OUT OF THE DAMN LAKES!!!

ohhhhh I'm sorry....I didn't see it in the first post!!
Oh well....that one gets my vote!!!
the best one as far as I am concerned...makes me laugh every time!!

 

[wilde_oscar]

CostaGuadalMexiRico

Anyone wanna correct spelling on that?

 

[MomofKatie]

Mo-jee-tos

 

[wilde_oscar]

Pierre Joot
(Perrier-Jouët)

 

[DVCsince02]

We grow to the size of our containers - John

Someone correct me if that's wrong.

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

I have to go listen to Bobs keys to the kingdom tour. He had so many in that one I nearly peed myself listening to it. The other was was Kevin or John when they were getting their counter replaced and Kevin went "circus ape wild" or something to that effect. It was hilarious.

 

[JimFitz]

CostaGuadalMexiRico

Anyone wanna correct spelling on that?

The funniest 5 minutes I've heard in a loooong time. The best was Kevin laughing so hard he could barely speak.

 

[wilde_oscar]

Carnival Ape Crazy

Ya like the Uba Tuba

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

Carnival Ape Crazy

Ya like the Uba Tuba

still makes me fall out laughing

 

[GabbyMom]

Corey and his tube licking dolphin

Or John with the String Band and Jug players

 

[Leigha]

Typical Bawb - They can't hit ya!

 

[princesskelz]

Pete said something about male Cowboys danceing with each other from MNSSHP and he said
something like if im saying its gay ITS GAY!
i almost died

 

[cocowum]

Or John with the String Band and Jug players

Note to self: Do not listen to the podcast while driving and eating fritos.

I almost killed myself! I had just filled my mouth with corn chips, when John shared that little gem. I inhaled the entire mouthful of corn chips, choked and almost crashed the car.





My fav: Pig Doot...

 

[alebisi]

John: The cutter the animal, the better it taste

 

[sanapunk]

Kevin's singing! "Wise maaan say clink clink clink!"

 

[AllyGirl_79]

There must be some way to get oil from a polar bear.

or

Are polar bears edible?

 

[froggy5657]

When Julie was laughing and then said "I swallowed my air"

I cracked up!!!!!!!