PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 23

[snowwhitesmom]

the one DH gave me with my April vacation photos in it

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I feel special!

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

HEY MERLE! You do know that you can log into your own account from someone elses computer, right? You dont have to be MM!

.

It isn't that it isn't possible, but that i won't let her!!!! The one time she was here, she logged me out and herself in, and then I couldn't get logged back in for a longgggg time! We couldn't figure out why it wouldn't log her out, but it wouldn't. So, she isn't allowed to log me out anymore!

She did figure a way though to log herself in though, that didn't involve my account, so all is good!

 

[disneymom3]

Hi guys!

I wanted to tell ya all that the whole package thing sort of went by the wayside this week. I know that you will all understand. I will do my best to get the shopping done by Tues and get them in the mail quick as a bunny.

Sister's funeral is tomorrow afternoon.

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

morning.

overslept.


missed church.

Um, yeah, right there with you. Idiot DH turns my alarm off this morning and goes on to work! I woke up at 9:20. Sunday School started at 9:15!

I have, for the last two WEEKS, worked on a project with my class, to make gifts for their parents. Today was THE day for us to finish them up, get them wrapped, have our Happy Birthday Jesus party, give the kids their gifts from us, etc. I worked my *** off yesterday having everything SO orginized, down to having the wrapping paper pre-cut.

SO, I rush there, leaving the kids home with a sleeping Merle. Yell at her to get them showered and dressed, as we have to be at Brunch with Santa at 11. Tell her what to dress them in, etc. I get to church at 10:00....45 minutes late! Of course no way to call and tell anyone there that I am on my way. We have the kids until 10:30, so it worked out, got it all done. Bit rushed and super stressful, but we got done what we needed to.

Get to brunch, where DH is meeting me with the girls. Everyone is dressed up, cause you have to be! DD4 is looking sweet, perfect. DD7 is in jeans and a t-shirt!!!!! Merle couldn't find her outfit (UM...call me!). DD did spill chocolate ice cream all over her shirt, so her and her sister were a pair. Can't wait to see the Santa pictures.

Vow of Jolly!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hi guys!

I wanted to tell ya all that the whole package thing sort of went by the wayside this week. I know that you will all understand. I will do my best to get the shopping done by Tues and get them in the mail quick as a bunny.

Sister's funeral is tomorrow afternoon.

How are you?

 

[snowwhitesmom]

MM, your girls look gorgeous, no matter what!

 

[paigevz]

Um, yeah, right there with you. Idiot DH turns my alarm off this morning and goes on to work! I woke up at 9:20. Sunday School started at 9:15!

I have, for the last two WEEKS, worked on a project with my class, to make gifts for their parents. Today was THE day for us to finish them up, get them wrapped, have our Happy Birthday Jesus party, give the kids their gifts from us, etc. I worked my *** off yesterday having everything SO orginized, down to having the wrapping paper pre-cut.

SO, I rush there, leaving the kids home with a sleeping Merle. Yell at her to get them showered and dressed, as we have to be at Brunch with Santa at 11. Tell her what to dress them in, etc. I get to church at 10:00....45 minutes late! Of course no way to call and tell anyone there that I am on my way. We have the kids until 10:30, so it worked out, got it all done. Bit rushed and super stressful, but we got done what we needed to.

Get to brunch, where DH is meeting me with the girls. Everyone is dressed up, cause you have to be! DD4 is looking sweet, perfect. DD7 is in jeans and a t-shirt!!!!! Merle couldn't find her outfit (UM...call me!). DD did spill chocolate ice cream all over her shirt, so her and her sister were a pair. Can't wait to see the Santa pictures.

Vow of Jolly!

Here's the jolly version :

Got extra time to relax, slept in and woke up without a loud alarm for once.

Luckily, I had everything already ready at Sunday school, and my wonderful sister was over, so I asked very nicely if she'd take care of my fabulous children and I went on to take care of other people's fabulous children.

I was able to do all the wonderful things I had planned because of my gifted organizational qualities.

Then I met my husband, who came for our brunch with Santa, and that wonderful sister of mine, who had both of my daughters there on time. One of my daughters' outfit I wanted her in couldn't be found, but children are so precious anyway, and the youngest one was just precious looking in her Christmas outfit.

So they took a classic picture with Santa that I will always treasure.

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

I love it!!

Also this....
Her name was Lola
She was a Show Merle...

MM is not at a cookie exchange, she is taking strip-aerobics!! (my world!)

Our fitness center does off Urban Striptease classes!

Ok, heres the thing, I was writing out some Christmas cards and realized 8 people into it that something looked wrong. Well yeah the writing is totally backwards, and being that I laughed like an idiot, 8 of you are still getting there. True Andy fashion

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

YES!!!!

It's a bundle, but I can return the games I don't want.

 

[paigevz]

Keep reading, that one didn't turn out so well.

Julie, everyone will understand.

 

[PixiePop]

Thanks, but unfortunately I soon after received an email saying that they could not fulfill my order...temp out of stock.

 

[paigevz]

Thing 2 just walked in with the phone book and told me I had to sign that contract.

On the way to the movies yesterday it was so windy, and he was saying he had to be strong to walk in that wind, so it was good he drank his milk. Then he said, "It's a good thing I'm not lactose intolerant so I can be strong."

That kid cracks me up.

 

[PixiePop]

Julie, everyone understands.


MM...sorry you had a stressful day, come and live in Bomb's world.

Paigey..hi

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

Here's the jolly version :

Got extra time to relax, slept in and woke up without a loud alarm for once.

Luckily, I had everything already ready at Sunday school, and my wonderful sister was over, so I asked very nicely if she'd take care of my fabulous children and I went on to take care of other people's fabulous children.

I was able to do all the wonderful things I had planned because of my gifted organizational qualities.

Then I met my husband, who came for our brunch with Santa, and that wonderful sister of mine, who had both of my daughters there on time. One of my daughters' outfit I wanted her in couldn't be found, but children are so precious anyway, and the youngest one was just precious looking in her Christmas outfit.

So they took a classic picture with Santa that I will always treasure.

PIMP!

I am good, it really is one of those days you just have to laugh about! Unreal!

The pictures will at least now have a good story for me to journal about. Can't have all pretty perfect pictures and quotes that say "What a wonderful day it was". Just too boring!

Oh, and DH had to leave at 11:40, in the middle of this brunch, to head to the airport, as he is off to California once again. So, my poor kids are crying because he is leaving. After we leave the club to go home, we get here right as his taxi is pulling away, so again, crying kids! He is only gone four days this time at least.

 

[sumrmist]

I see the PMS thread got transported to an entirely new world. (Bomb's World), I love the fact that the atmosphere is so dilusional.

Had a scream it out fight with Jaw. Might work up another tantrum before he gets back from his sisters tonight. I hate it when he thinks because of who he is that I should sit back and not have any other thoughts.....grr he pisses me off !

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

Sorry Pixie, I will keep my cousins eye out for you!

Too cute Paige!

Love Bombs World, it is fun!

 

[paigevz]

Julie, everyone understands.


MM...sorry you had a stressful day, come and live in Bomb's world.

Paigey..hi

Hi Popsicle. Do you know, that I am a horrible parent for not getting growth hormone for my son? Well, not for not getting it, but for not even considering it enough to mention it to the doctor. Because do you know despite my TELLING my mother for the last three years my son has been worried about his height and the doctor has said he is still in the lower percentiles but in normal range and staying in his same growth curve that she thinks I have never even taken him to a doctor about it?

GROWTH HORMONE! The kid comes up to my chin for goodness' sakes, it isn't as if he's 3 feet tall.

She also has Thing 2 thinking he isn't smart.........hopefully he will forget about what she has said, and we can get his confidence back. I pointed out smart things to him when he said that yesterday. Reading isn't everything.

Vow of jolly says, she is concerned about the children and wants what is best for them, is well meaning and most of all, we don't have to see her for a while.

 

[sumrmist]

vow of jolly....ummm I cant even conjure something up right now.

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

Vow of jolly says, she is concerned about the children and wants what is best for them, is well meaning and most of all, we don't have to see her for a while.

That a girl, focus on the positive!

That damn woman is a piece of work!

 

[FroggyinArk]

belly now stuffed.


and the cakes stil in the oven....