PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 22

[paigevz]

LB, I don't think I'd EVER recover from THAT!! I have a HUGE bug phobia!!!!!!!! HUGE! And it was in your CROTCH????

 

[bigmerle1966]

So, after I posted I went to take a shower, and here's what happened. To understand this story, you need to know that I am very very nearsighted, pretty much blind as a bat without my glasses.

So, I've had my shower, and I'm dry and getting dressed. I had left my jeans on the stack of towels next to the shower. I grab them and pull them on. I feel something prickly in the region of my right butt cheek. I reach my hand in there to get whatever it is. The mystery thing eludes my grasp and falls towards my crotch. I pursue, touching whatever it is several times before I finally get it in my hand and pull it out. Since I don't have my glasses on yet, I have to put it up roughly one inch from my eyes to see what it is.

It's a giant, live cockroach.

I screamed to wake the dead and flung the monster away from me. Hubby, who had the bad luck to still be home, comes running as fast as he can from the other end of the house. He has never heard a sound quite like that from me in 23 years of marriage, he tells me.

He searches around and finds the roach, which is not quite dead but definitely stunned after his rapid journey from my hand to the floor. Hubby sends him to a watery grave.

I am still a little weak in the knees.

and sorry also a little

 

[LiteBrite]

LB, I don't think I'd EVER recover from THAT!! I have a HUGE bug phobia!!!!!!!! HUGE! And it was in your CROTCH????

All I'm saying is, thank God I didn't decide to go commando today!

 

[L107ANGEL]

LB, I don't think I'd EVER recover from THAT!! I have a HUGE bug phobia!!!!!!!! HUGE! And it was in your CROTCH????

Thats what I was thinking

 

[LiteBrite]

Maybe I'll post a new thread to tell my scary story. I think the general population of the DIS needs to hear this so they'll realize maybe their day hasn't gotten off to such a bad start after all!

 

[Tiffer]

Morning!

I'm going to the meet! I'm going to the meet!

MM worked very tirelessly last night and got me booked on a flight with Merle for the second leg. I just have to get to BWI without freaking out. LOL Thanks so much MM!!!!!!!!

Are there any openings at any ADR's still?

I'm sooooooooo excited

YAY

My car is here!
So Monday I guess I will skip everything again and dh will drive me to Antwerp to get it.

Cool Bomb! Enjoy.

Hi LB!!! Welcome home!

Welcome back LB

Hiya. I figured something out that has me a bit upset. I can't post it here though. But I guess I have no room to complain, being as me and mine are healthy and safe.

Can you email it??

So, after I posted I went to take a shower, and here's what happened. To understand this story, you need to know that I am very very nearsighted, pretty much blind as a bat without my glasses.

So, I've had my shower, and I'm dry and getting dressed. I had left my jeans on the stack of towels next to the shower. I grab them and pull them on. I feel something prickly in the region of my right butt cheek. I reach my hand in there to get whatever it is. The mystery thing eludes my grasp and falls towards my crotch. I pursue, touching whatever it is several times before I finally get it in my hand and pull it out. Since I don't have my glasses on yet, I have to put it up roughly one inch from my eyes to see what it is.

It's a giant, live cockroach.

I screamed to wake the dead and flung the monster away from me. Hubby, who had the bad luck to still be home, comes running as fast as he can from the other end of the house. He has never heard a sound quite like that from me in 23 years of marriage, he tells me.

He searches around and finds the roach, which is not quite dead but definitely stunned after his rapid journey from my hand to the floor. Hubby sends him to a watery grave.

I am still a little weak in the knees.

Now I am going to have night terrors about LB's china.

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

Are you familiar with the size of the DVC tote bags. Would that size be ok?

I have that bag and it is what I bring each time. Laptop goes right in there (I don't bother with the laptop case, just bring it and the power cord) as well as camera, paperwork, etc. Then I bring my Disney backpack as my second bag. You can carry on a lot! One of your carry ons can be one of the rolling cases too.

Okay, am I the last person in the world that still doesn't have a fax machine? Please keep asking me to fax them stuff. Hello, I don't have a fax in my house and I don't have an office to use. I guess I need to join the 21st century and buy one of them new fangled machines.

Nope, don't have one. Dh has one at work though so I use that to send. Cant' recieve any.

Just put a call in to the Drs. office.

The woman is on a roll! Now to get that airfare home!!!! DO NOT DELAY on that!

For those in the box last night, we got her air down. Those prices stopped last night and went up quite a bit, so we did good buying last night!

Good morning everybody

I'm back.

WB!

It's a giant, live cockroach.

I am still a little weak in the knees.

OMG!!! I too am weak in the knees! I seriously would have fainted!

 

[paigevz]

Yes, I can email.

 

[LiteBrite]

Now I am going to have night terrors about LB's china.

My china? Have I missed another new code word or something?

 

[Tiffer]

My china? Have I missed another new code word or something?

China rhymes with.....
Like dolores rhymes with......



Seinfeld fan???

 

[LiteBrite]

China rhymes with.....
Like dolores rhymes with......



Seinfeld fan???

Got it. Now, I realize this story was horrifying, but am I the only one who sees the humor in it, too? I mean, if I can laugh about it, surely the rest of you can, too!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Got it. Now, I realize this story was horrifying, but am I the only one who sees the humor in it, too? I mean, if I can laugh about it, surely the rest of you can, too!

You must not have seen my post. and a little of this too.

 

[paigevz]

Got it. Now, I realize this story was horrifying, but am I the only one who sees the humor in it, too? I mean, if I can laugh about it, surely the rest of you can, too!

No, not me, it's only horrifying.

 

[Tiffer]

Got it. Now, I realize this story was horrifying, but am I the only one who sees the humor in it, too? I mean, if I can laugh about it, surely the rest of you can, too!

It's freakin hysterical, are you kidding me...but in a repulsive kind of way.

No, not me, it's only horrifying.

 

[LiteBrite]

You must not have seen my post. and a little of this too.

It's freakin hysterical, are you kidding me...but in a repulsive kind of way.

Ok, so me, Merle, and Tiff have found the humor in my little "friend" trying to make his way to the Golden Temple of the Himalayas (Neil Simon fan, Tiff?).

 

[debbiedoo]

OK so now I need help. What size carry-on can I bring? Can I bring a carry on, purse and laptop or is my lapto considered my carry-on. I don't know what to do.

Clothes.....I have no clothes. Oh my.

Carry--on luggage 22" usa and 20" international travel, did my research when I bought my luggage last spring

I normally go for 10 days, check my 27 and 20" (bag once of those WDW canvas things at the resorts for souvies when returing) and my DVC backpack as my carry-on(put my purse in backpack) -- which soon I will be buying another piece for that. . . .maybe

 

[Caropooh]

Good late morning! Our power went out in the middle of the night due to a big wind storm, so i couldn't get on this morning at home. I wasn't going to laptop by flashlight! The girls have no school today so thye're home in the dark.

 

[debbiedoo]

Good morning! Congrats 4's on getting to go to the meet! You will have a great time. Now, just try to keep the rest of the group out of the pokie.

Thanks for the hugs last night everyone. I think we may have it worked out. My DSIL is going to take a week off of work and come. We will have to fly her here from Tulsa ($$$$$) and she will have to start her IVF shots while she's here, but she didn't even hesitate. In fact she offered before I could ask. She's willing to make those sacrifices, but my dad couldn't take one day off of work and reschedule a carpet appointment. Unbelievable.

good to hear

Good morning everybody

I'm back.

welcome back!!

So, after I posted I went to take a shower, and here's what happened. To understand this story, you need to know that I am very very nearsighted, pretty much blind as a bat without my glasses.

So, I've had my shower, and I'm dry and getting dressed. I had left my jeans on the stack of towels next to the shower. I grab them and pull them on. I feel something prickly in the region of my right butt cheek. I reach my hand in there to get whatever it is. The mystery thing eludes my grasp and falls towards my crotch. I pursue, touching whatever it is several times before I finally get it in my hand and pull it out. Since I don't have my glasses on yet, I have to put it up roughly one inch from my eyes to see what it is.

It's a giant, live cockroach.

I screamed to wake the dead and flung the monster away from me. Hubby, who had the bad luck to still be home, comes running as fast as he can from the other end of the house. He has never heard a sound quite like that from me in 23 years of marriage, he tells me.

He searches around and finds the roach, which is not quite dead but definitely stunned after his rapid journey from my hand to the floor. Hubby sends him to a watery grave.

I am still a little weak in the knees.

I have been up for a little while, got some things done at home, have a few more to do.

Good almost afternoon

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hi!

 

[Briarmom]

Now I am going to have night terrors about LB's china.

Holy crap!