PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 22

[PixiePop]

Hi Kim, Snowy, and Pixie!

Pix, I think your turkey is laughing at my turkey.

Snowy, was that you calling my cell a little while ago? I could hear it ringing, but I couldn't find it until I went to change Abby's diaper before naptime. That phone has seen things in the last hour that a phone should never have to see.

Perhaps it is...just look at that silly tan yours has going on.

I have to say, I debated about using that when I was looking for pics..but frankly..it was a little TOO freaky for me..but it suits you nicely

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

it was a little TOO freaky for me..but it suits you nicely

I'm not quite sure how to respond to that.

 

[PixiePop]

I'm not quite sure how to respond to that.

Awww.. .I love ya...I was cracking myself up when I typed it. I'm easily amused.

 

[debbiedoo]

now to figure out what's for lunch

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Awww.. .I love ya...I was cracking myself up when I typed it. I'm easily amused.

It cracked me up, too. You know, I love me some freaky turkey.

now to figure out what's for lunch

Sounds like you need chicken noodle soup.

 

[debbiedoo]

Sounds like you need chicken noodle soup.

Have some on the way from Atlanta Bread Company

 

[Tiffer]

Tiff, I had a dream about you night before last. You and I were at a fair or something, and there were game booths everywhere. You were running from booth to booth trying to win things. All of a sudden, you went all nutso and pulled out a super soaker and pointed it at the guy running the ball toss game. You were screaming, "I want a MEDIUM! Give me the damn MEDIUM!" The guy at the duck pond had to subdue you with a giant stuffed octopus that he wrapped around you like a straightjacket. Rather than get upset, you smiled and said, "I'll take this big old octopus. It's a LARGE."

Oh Crap...8,500...PANTIES!!!!

 

[phorsenuf]

Good afternoon! Just got home from work. Yuck. Seems things did not go to smoothly while I was out! There are 4 cashiers and while I was gone another one called out 2 days and they had closed campus. Not good. Glad I missed it!

Told him I wasn't in love with him anymore. He guilted me about spending time with you all on the trip, I refused to take that and fired back about the time I spend with the children and how I deserve a few days, there was more. He's jealous of you all, I said I was jealous he had a family that loved him........I may have friends, but my family hates me, and once I lose him, I am losing all the family I have. There was more that I won't post here.

Aw sweetie. I'm sorry I couldn't chat last night but I had just gotten home when you IM'ed me and I really couldn't talk and ignore my family. I don't think they would have appreciated that. I tried to answer you later but you were gone.

I hear wood calling your name Froggy !!!

Um..that's scarey.

Does your DH know about your seeming obsession with cute young things?

Thanks Bouncer. Yes, my kids, but you know, they're just kids.

Ah, my little one that I mentor was just here, having a very hard day. I read her two stories, hugged her and told her she is meant to be a very special person who will be able to help others someday, but that she has to go through a lot to be able to know how to help others through the same things. Poor kid. I gave her a little bear to hang onto and told her to come back if she needs me again. I told her I know she's wondering why her and it's because someday some little girl will need her to do this for her.

I have about 4 students who are just shut down today, and 3 absent. There must be something in the air.

How sweet. You are a good teacher Paigey.

Tiff, I had a dream about you night before last. You and I were at a fair or something, and there were game booths everywhere. You were running from booth to booth trying to win things. All of a sudden, you went all nutso and pulled out a super soaker and pointed it at the guy running the ball toss game. You were screaming, "I want a MEDIUM! Give me the damn MEDIUM!" The guy at the duck pond had to subdue you with a giant stuffed octopus that he wrapped around you like a straightjacket. Rather than get upset, you smiled and said, "I'll take this big old octopus. It's a LARGE."

What the heck were you drinking before bed??

hello everyone

Quick hugs to all during my lunch break -

 

[bigmerle1966]

Anybody here drink instant coffee?

Nope, sorry. Why?

My co-worker is my ex-dh!

Well I work with all woman here at the office and the men who work for us I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. All the good ones work for other departments and are married.

 

[paigevz]

Whassa matter, Paige?

Is it the "people with no souls" crap?

It was, but I recused myself from that convo.

No worries Phors, I am not your responsibility.

 

[phorsenuf]

It was, but I recused myself from that convo.

No worries Phors, I am not your responsibility.

You know I would have been there for you if I could have.

 

[sharlon]

Hi! Peeps are home! YIPPEE!

 

[Tiffer]

So if you were going to dinner with a man you were absolutely in love with and his wife...what would you wear??

 

[sharlon]

A little black dress that shows just the right amount? Do we like the wife?

 

[Tiffer]

A little black dress that shows just the right amount? Do we like the wife?

We do.

I don't think its a little black dress type of place. But you can bet your bippy I will be wearing hot butt jeans and a tight sweater.

 

[paigevz]

You know I would have been there for you if I could have.

Yes I do. And likewise if you ever need me.

Ah Bouncer. Um, something conservative?

 

[sharlon]

Oh.... hmmmm that's a hard one.

 

[Tiffer]

Yes I do. And likewise if you ever need me.

Ah Bouncer. Um, something conservative?

Thanks alot Vz. I'll never touch the guy, at least I can have a little fun.

 

[sharlon]

I like the jeans, tight sweater idea. Does the sweater show a little peep of tatas?

 

[phorsenuf]

Thanks alot Vz. I'll never touch the guy, at least I can have a little fun.

I would know nothing about that.


I like the tight sweater idea though.