PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[debbiedoo]

be back in a few

 

[bigmerle1966]

I think I am going to the euopean bakery for some goodies, want anything?

A chocolate croissant please.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I like mimosas!

I'll remember that...

Well crap....I guess I should start practicing the staying up thing. Although, if you make slutty....ooops, I mean, slushy drinks and I take an Ambien, I may be up all night and just no know it.

That could be fun!

No, its just another "news"

I think I am going to the euopean bakery for some goodies, want anything?

I'm with Angel... ANYTHING!

 

[LaraK]

So I've thrown the kids in bed, taken off my bra and am all ready for Snarky Tuesday....in fact, I think I want a drink tonight....what size glass should I use???? (after all, I only have ONE drink at night)

 

[tevagirl]

Oh for goodness sake, I was in the bathroom again!

Oh my, your poor tushy.

I'll remember that...

Oh good because I may not!

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

That could be fun!

It is fun up to a point....I know you've heard the story.

 

[bigmerle1966]

You know how hard it is to not scream and cry when something really hurts and you are in a public toidy?

And then there is the "If I pass out in here after the office closes no one will know and I will be stuck on the bathroom floor all night"

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Thank you! And kick him in his hiney!



It is Snarky Tuesday remember.

You know, I don't even care about being snarky out there. Instead I'm sitting here holding back tears wishing I would...well, nevermind. ok, I just about lost it with two kids in the kitchen. Maybe I should just go to bed.

 

[Wishing for GCV!]

 

[Caropooh]

Well crap....I guess I should start practicing the staying up thing. Although, if you make slutty....ooops, I mean, slushy drinks and I take an Ambien, I may be up all night and just no know it.

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

You know how hard it is to not scream and cry when something really hurts and you are in a public toidy?

And then there is the "If I pass out in here after the office closes no one will know and I will be stuck on the bathroom floor all night"

I swear I'm not laughing AT you. Since we are sharing...I have occasional lactose intolerance. Sometimes I can tolerate milk....sometimes I can't. Monday was a "can't" day...and I had an OB/GYN appointment. I had already blown out the public potty...then I get to the exam room and my stomach is making noises that would scare most small animals and children. And the doctor is gonna be in a direct line of fire. It's really hard to scrunch your hiney and hold things in during an exam. But I did. Phew.....but God help the next person in that room cause I left a lingering present no one is sure to forget anytime soon.

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

Howdy.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

It is fun up to a point....I know you've heard the story.

I sure have.

Hello! Welcome!

teva, I'll forget, too.

 

[Wishing for GCV!]

Howdy.

Hello! Welcome!

Thanks!

 

[LaraK]

Hello! I'm Lara, I'm the nice one!


Sooooo....I decided I'm drinking Kahlua out of the water glass tonight....not as good as a tumbler, but better than when it's a refillable mug night.

 

[bigmerle1966]

So I've thrown the kids in bed, taken off my bra and am all ready for Snarky Tuesday....in fact, I think I want a drink tonight....what size glass should I use???? (after all, I only have ONE drink at night)

And you haven't started a room, or maybe invited me?

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

So I've thrown the kids in bed, taken off my bra and am all ready for Snarky Tuesday....in fact, I think I want a drink tonight....what size glass should I use???? (after all, I only have ONE drink at night)

Get a bucket. Screw the glass. Well, not literally. Unless... well, not literally.

You know, I don't even care about being snarky out there. Instead I'm sitting here holding back tears wishing I would...well, nevermind. ok, I just about lost it with two kids in the kitchen. Maybe I should just go to bed.

No wishing like that. Go lose it on the person in your house that deserves it, then get a drink.

Hello! What's shakin'?

I swear I'm not laughing AT you. Since we are sharing...I have occasional lactose intolerance. Sometimes I can tolerate milk....sometimes I can't. Monday was a "can't" day...and I had an OB/GYN appointment. I had already blown out the public potty...then I get to the exam room and my stomach is making noises that would scare most small animals and children. And the doctor is gonna be in a direct line of fire. It's really hard to scrunch your hiney and hold things in during an exam. But I did. Phew.....but God help the next person in that room cause I left a lingering present no one is sure to forget anytime soon.

(I hope everything went okay at the exam. )


ETA: Merle, do you have an upset tummy? Mine is just today feeling better.

 

[Caropooh]

Hi! We're a friendly bunch! Tell us a bit about yourself!

 

[sumrmist]

OK, it may be safe for me to go to work.
Kathryn squished Alana hand by accident, but Alana didn't believe her. Alana was going to poison herself by eating styrofoam so because Kathryn makes her so miserable. Kathryn hates herself to her guts because she fells terrible for squishing her sisters hand. Even though earlier Kathryn hated Alana, Kathryn still looks up to her big sister. Can you say Drama Queens?

Hi again.
The nap didn't help me Tig. It may have helped if I were able to sleep, but I kept getting hit with...


Can I use the computer?
Can I play outside?
Can I have some water?
I can't reach the ice.
CRASH... SPILL
Can I have a juicebox?
Mom, where is the raid?
What time do you want me to wake you up to cook dinner?
What are we having for dinner?
Ruff! Ruff!
Lick, Lick.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH
MOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Faith took my deoderant
No I didn't. I wouldn't touch your deoderant, your pits are too smelly.
Can I have a cookie?
What is for dinner?
Can we have McDonalds instead?
How is your headache?
Do you want us to go outside so you can sleep?





ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I swear I'm not laughing AT you. Since we are sharing...I have occasional lactose intolerance. Sometimes I can tolerate milk....sometimes I can't. Monday was a "can't" day...and I had an OB/GYN appointment. I had already blown out the public potty...then I get to the exam room and my stomach is making noises that would scare most small animals and children. And the doctor is gonna be in a direct line of fire. It's really hard to scrunch your hiney and hold things in during an exam. But I did. Phew.....but God help the next person in that room cause I left a lingering present no one is sure to forget anytime soon.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hello! I'm Lara, I'm the nice one!


Sooooo....I decided I'm drinking Kahlua out of the water glass tonight....not as good as a tumbler, but better than when it's a refillable mug night.

Oh holy hell stop your lies!

Wlecome!!! I am the angel!