OMG no!
I wish we had had a camera!
'Things' we saw:
~20 something girl in shorts so short you could see her crack, tottering on 1/2 inch heels

confused3 ) with a top that accentuated her ENORMOUS muffin top.

She wasn't really fat I mean, she could have worn something looser and looked good.
~20 something girl (maybe younger) in a bikini top SPILLING out of the top and...well, she was just not attractive in a bikini top, 'kay?
~40 something lady with a she-mullet (a mullette?) and a frilly white sleeveless blouse, maroon pants, and white
crocs.
~30 something guy with a button down shirt OPENED to reveal a nasty chest and gut. It was bad enough and then he took off his shirt right in my sightline.
~and the winner (spotted by me...) 40 something mullet man with (wait for it) the slightly 'poofed' bangs and a tucked in button up....unbuttoned about 4 buttons. I did have to check to see if his jeans were rolled, but sadly they were not.
There were many many more. Oh, and if you have flat, saggy girls, perhaps a low cut halter top is not your best option.