PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[bigmerle1966]

I think Shug is elsewhere looking for her Pucci.

Bye Merle. Hope the head feels better.

Thank you, it is feeling better. And am I glad I didn't go to the game. Found something I needed for work.

My daughter got bit by (we think) a spider on one of her breasts. It's nasty looking.

I started taking Aleve a few days ago. For the first time since, like February or something, my ankle does not hurt.

Guess what time it is, Boys and Girls!!

JAMMIE TIME!!!!!

I'll be back later. I'm boring myself with my own random thoughts.

I was being to think you'd never stop talking.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Is teva drunk again

 

[bigmerle1966]

I have to go to the hospice unit where FIL is, he's taken a turn for the worse! I will be sure to tell Tim that you said hello, I'm sure he'll get a chuckle out of it.

 

[bigmerle1966]

OK, children in bed, Big Brother on....and I'm out of booze!

That's just wrong!

 

[tevagirl]

I was being to think you'd never stop talking.

Me too.

Glad your head is feeling better.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Anybody miss me? Storms rolling in and the winds just got here, so I may be gone again.

Funny story though. I took the kids to their last night of swim and I REALLY wanted a soda after. So I dug around in the bottom of my purse and in the change tray in the car for quarters and stopped at Big Daddy's liquor store figuring they'd have soda for mixers. So I went in and grabbed a 2 liter of Cocacola and they put it in the plain brown bag. There was a lady waiting in the parking lot for her husband who had gone in. So she sees me get in and hand the bag to Thing 1 in the front passenger seat..........who looked like the bag was contaminated. Now he knew what I was there to buy, but the kid is a strict teetotaler and totally against alcohol for anyone in any form. I said, "Take it you silly, I told you I was buying Coke", and plopped it on his lap. Then I had forgotten that there was a huge sidewalk island there between me and the next parking space, so when I went to pull out I went up on the curb.

So I begin to imagine what the lady who is watching this scene is imagining. There I am, coming out of the liquor store, handing a package to my shirtless child (right from swimming remember), who doesn't want to take it, so I drop it on his lap, and then proceed to run over the curb as if I'm already drunk. So I told Thing 1 what the lady was probably thinking, and he got the giggles, so as I pulled back in to get off the curb, he TURNS AND WAVES at the woman.

I really think I'll get a friendly visit from the police tonight.

 

[debbiedoo]

not sure where everyone is, but I am going to go watch some TV, and start to turn in for the night

and get a movie on the the DD

have a good night everyone ttyl

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm 30 min away, it's a pretty safe bet I'll be around

As it stands now it will be lateish Aug 11th for 3-4 days. Not sure if I want to brave BG or WC on a Sunday. We'll get a combo pass to those parks for 3 days, so might do them M-W and just chill on Sun.

 

[bigmerle1966]

So I had an adventure shopping tonight. Thought I'd have to slap the snot out of the cashier at Target.

I am heading for the checkout and see a very cute paramedic walking from the opposite direction. He was headed for the same checkout as I was and I followed him right up to the belt. He put his stuff on it and I was patiently waiting my turn when here comes a second, cuter paramedic and gets into the line with the first guy. He didn't have anything he was just waiting with the first guy.

The cashier was waiting on this woman and then just as I start to put my stuff on the belt she says "I'm sorry I'm closed" and the paramedic tells her that her light was on when he got in line and I told her that it was when I got there too because I was right behind him. Then she says "well I was going to wait on the firefighters because I feel sorry for them" ***!!!!!

So I procede to put my stuff on the belt, she was not happy with me at all.

 

[LaraK]

Well my friends, I think I need to try and get some sleep tonight. Caitlin was up with nightmares much of the night last night and I'm zonked (darn those skeletons!)

 

[bigmerle1966]

After Target I decided to get dinner at Chipotle. There was a very long line and this couple and their son got in line behind me. The man was standing less than a foot behind me and every time I moved even an inch he moved too. Guy was creeping me out. I was kind of leaning against the wall and decided to move to the opposite side so he wasn't as close. A couple feet later I realize the sucker followed me to the opposite wall. Luckily when I got to the order area he had to back off some but he was seriously making my skin crawl.

One funny thing that happened and if this girl had looked at me she would have thought I was a nut. I was trying so hard to keep a straight face. She had her cell phone holder clipped to the inside of her shirt between the melons and they were quite large melons at that.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Night Lara.

 

[NewJersey]

Anybody miss me? Storms rolling in and the winds just got here, so I may be gone again.

Funny story though. I took the kids to their last night of swim and I REALLY wanted a soda after. So I dug around in the bottom of my purse and in the change tray in the car for quarters and stopped at Big Daddy's liquor store figuring they'd have soda for mixers. So I went in and grabbed a 2 liter of Cocacola and they put it in the plain brown bag. There was a lady waiting in the parking lot for her husband who had gone in. So she sees me get in and hand the bag to Thing 1 in the front passenger seat..........who looked like the bag was contaminated. Now he knew what I was there to buy, but the kid is a strict teetotaler and totally against alcohol for anyone in any form. I said, "Take it you silly, I told you I was buying Coke", and plopped it on his lap. Then I had forgotten that there was a huge sidewalk island there between me and the next parking space, so when I went to pull out I went up on the curb.

So I begin to imagine what the lady who is watching this scene is imagining. There I am, coming out of the liquor store, handing a package to my shirtless child (right from swimming remember), who doesn't want to take it, so I drop it on his lap, and then proceed to run over the curb as if I'm already drunk. So I told Thing 1 what the lady was probably thinking, and he got the giggles, so as I pulled back in to get off the curb, he TURNS AND WAVES at the woman.

I really think I'll get a friendly visit from the police tonight.

Oh I needed the laugh after reading about contract law. That is just too funny!

 

[NewJersey]

After Target I decided to get dinner at Chipotle. There was a very long line and this couple and their son got in line behind me. The man was standing less than a foot behind me and every time I moved even an inch he moved too. Guy was creeping me out. I was kind of leaning against the wall and decided to move to the opposite side so he wasn't as close. A couple feet later I realize the sucker followed me to the opposite wall. Luckily when I got to the order area he had to back off some but he was seriously making my skin crawl.

One funny thing that happened and if this girl had looked at me she would have thought I was a nut. I was trying so hard to keep a straight face. She had her cell phone holder clipped to the inside of her shirt between the melons and they were quite large melons at that.

You had me at Target baby.


G'nite Lara...hope you get some sleep tonight! How'd dinner turn out?

 

[paigevz]

Merle, where do you find these people?????????

Night sleepyheads.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

One funny thing that happened and if this girl had looked at me she would have thought I was a nut. I was trying so hard to keep a straight face. She had her cell phone holder clipped to the inside of her shirt between the melons and they were quite large melons at that.

Did you at least think of me and my old cell phone thread?

You had me at Target baby.

That's right, you love Target...have you been in a 2 level Target?

I hope you sleep better, Lara!

 

[paigevz]

A 2 level Target where??????????????????

 

[tevagirl]

Tim? Did you watch BB?

 

[bigmerle1966]

Merle, where do you find these people?????????

Night sleepyheads.

I don't know Paige, I just attrack the freaks and geeks!

Did you at least think of me and my old cell phone thread?



That's right, you love Target...have you been in a 2 level Target?

I hope you sleep better, Lara!

Yes I did that's why I was trying not to laugh!

And where is there a two-story Target?

 

[bigmerle1966]

You had me at Target baby.

It's my favorite store!