Where have you been?
I tell her no I was asked to pick them up. Now she doesn't ask what kind of books but I head in the direction and right next to the fiction desk is the children's desk.
Take me, I'll help you with the kids. 
I would LOVE to! So when are you coming over here to cruise?
How is the sandbox of a country treating you and your family? And yes they are huge and they're real 
.Well' it's definately Snarky Tuesday around here. I went to do a couple errands today, one of which was picking up books for a reading thing we are doing in honor of Dr. Suess.
So I go into the library and tell the lady at the desk where I am from and that I am there to pick up books. She asks if that is where I usually pick them up in that "you're an idiot" voice.
She goes off to check, asking someone else about them then goes in the back room to check. She comes back and says she doesn't know anything about it to go to the fiction counter.
The minute I told them what I was there for the one lady sitting there says, "oh yes, follow me", right back to the front desk and I wait while she goes right into the same back room the other chick did and brings out a cart with who they are for on a long banner attached across the top.
Right after she goes in the door, first snotty chick sees me standing there and asks what is going on and I tell her that the lady is getting them for me.
Didn't you want to smack Ms. Snotty upside the head?Well' it's definately Snarky Tuesday around here. I went to do a couple errands today, one of which was picking up books for a reading thing we are doing in honor of Dr. Suess.
So I go into the library and tell the lady at the desk where I am from and that I am there to pick up books. She asks if that is where I usually pick them up in that "you're an idiot" voice.
She goes off to check, asking someone else about them then goes in the back room to check. She comes back and says she doesn't know anything about it to go to the fiction counter.
The minute I told them what I was there for the one lady sitting there says, "oh yes, follow me", right back to the front desk and I wait while she goes right into the same back room the other chick did and brings out a cart with who they are for on a long banner attached across the top.
Right after she goes in the door, first snotty chick sees me standing there and asks what is going on and I tell her that the lady is getting them for me.
Did I miss Shug???
Oh no, I wanted to let her know Petey's been sneaking out at night!
That's not my son that's a cocker spaniel in drag
I know, I'm not supposed to be here, I'm supposed to be doing laundry and studying. I'm going now
.Hi Red.
And by the way, someone dropped their drawers on the sidewalk outside the library.
I don't know. I'd need to do a crash course on 
