Pintrader you loose all rights to your cheesecake.

[Raulandpinboy]

PinTrader this is legal notice that the cheesecake you left in my refrigerator has now been reclaimed and became the property of Raul and Pinboy Inc.

Due to a recent takeover of the kitchen corporation contingency, a coo was master minded by vice-president pinboy and CEO Raul… the refrigerator and all it assets became property of Raul and Pinboy Inc.

You therefore have three options.

Number one relinquish all said claims to yonder food item, pretend it never belonged to you and just walk away.

Number two report me to the INS and have me deported to my native home of Australia then claim the cheesecake at the luggage counter at OIA.

Number three pay the storage charge of $45.00 plus two pinpic pins since mine keep getting lost. (Not my fault your fans keep crying to me for the chance to touch the flippin pin, and what am I say no… yea right)

Please contact my law firm of Dewey Cheatem and Howe if you have a claim of any of the assets contained in said refrigerator. Mind you we will need proof of said ownership.

Thank you and good day

Raul President CEO Raul and Pinboy Inc.

Cc: Dewey
Cc: Cheatem
Cc: Howe
Bcc: Pinboy executive Vice president Raul and Pinboy Inc.

 

[perndwler]

Um Raul, that happens to be a slice of German Chocolate Cheesecake from the Original Cheese Cake Factory. I tell you this because, frankly, I think it's worth more than $45.00 and 2 pinpic pins........ JMHO

 

[pintrader]

I almost had Gary turn around and get my $62 slice of German Chocolate Cheesecake. But he said leave it there. We can collect at least $75 for the delivery charge since it came from Saw Grass Mill Mall almost in Miami. The tolls and gas alone were a fortune.

As for proof of ownership I believe that Perndweler has already vonfirmed my claim as her post was made HOURS before I even read your thread.


You tell Malcolm oops I mean Pinboy that I am official Secretary of the Raul and Pinboy Corporation and I have the minutes of the meetings. He was not given complete control of the assets. Trevor and Donna voted against TOTAL confiscation.

Have to go get Gary some dinner now, but Please advise Dewey and Howe that Cheatum is already representing me and that represents a conflict of interest for the firm.

As for your native country of Australia, the aborigines are having a tribal tribune and Paul Hogan needs to see your passport. Said he thinks you may be the guy from Rhodesia that was given immunity 5 years ago once your country ceased to exist. They believe you may the the guy that absconded with the territory's assets. You had an alias of PinBoy at that time ?!?

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Now wait the Australia thing was wayyyy before pinboy, and Hogan owes me big…. Shrimp on the Barbie that was mine. Why hey I was even a supporting actor in Mad Max's Road Warrior… I was the guy in the mask. So Australia's cool with me (no worries mate)

And poor Perndwlers is just a victim, she does not know your using her as a pawn to get your cake and eat it too, and the Sudden change of heart since her secret email to me asking for a slice was met with a resounding no… also she vowed revenge for the picture I took at the party, and Walla…..Instant change of heart. (so testimony thrown out )

As to Mr Cheatem's sudden change of camps, let him know Mr Cochran fills his shoes rather well, again no worries mate.

Finally possession is 9 tenths of the law, and Mr. Pinboy was recently seen… as we show below with the evidence item in question, and we seriously doubt that any evidence will be around by this Fridays pin meet.


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So in closing we may not make it to Australia, or get another one of those metallic Pinpics idols worshipped by legions around the world. But pinboy will get instant gratification by saying and I quote

"mmmm mmmm good cheesecake well worth $62. Burppppppp."

But in retrospect all is forgiven we would not dream of touching your prized possession. It will be returned with all your other assets recovered from the takeover.

The cheesecake of course, a half used bottle of Dr Pepper, and that item we found in the back of the refrigerator that we named Mr. Thingy for lack of a better name.

Raul Pinboy and the legions owe you and Gary big since without your bandwidth pinpics would just be pics, and without your wisdom I would be laying on the beach in Australia with tons of cash instead I listened to you and blew the wad on pins…….. HEY LADY THAT'S RIGHT… all bets off… see you court.