I have one!
I just got telephone from the Alumni section of the management school I went to. The girl on the phone speaks some awful dialect, and I hardly understand what she is saying.
She: Is it true you received a brochure from us recently?
Me: What brochure? (I constantly get mailings from them, their monthly magazine, invitations, brochures about new management programs, etc)
She: mumble mumble program mumble sponsorship
Me: I don't think I got that one.
She: mumble mumble explain it to you know. Or don't you have time now? (she barks this at me)
Me: (when people bark at me, I don't care anymore what they have to say) Actually I don't have time
She: mumble explain mumble short mumble mumble remodelling our Leuven campus mumble mumble are looking for sponsors mumble
Me: (I admit, I interrupted her) Sorry, I don't think I can help you.
She: (barks again) Aren't you interested in sponsoring the school?
Me: Not really, and I don't have the money for it (I got quite nervous at this point)
She: What do you mean you don't have money? (another bark)
Me:

I have other financial things going on to spend my money on. i'm just back from Disney and have no money left for the school. Good bye (and I ended the call right there)
First of all, among the alumni of the school are people who are filthy rich. Next to that, I only graduated three years ago. People of my age usually have houses to pay, a family to support, etc (ok, I don't, I only have a Mouse I spend money on) Why do they call me instead of some of the rich guys?
Secondly, how rude to ask "what do you mean you don't have money"!!!
ARGH!!!!